Recruiting Forum Football Talk IV

[franklinpence]

If Harsin bolts Auburn may be wise to promote Derek Mason.

Liking this one because I think it’s sarcasm. But I also liked the one about Dabo calling Pruitt because I thought it was sarcasm…

 

[ACvol3]

What the hell were these assholes watching

They’re watching the best fan experience and home field advantage in all of college athletics…oh, and a bunch of chicken sht ole miss players flopping all over the place. Momma does not look thrilled about the visit

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Which wing place does Warren have a deal with? He has his own sauce

I didn’t see anyone answer this, but it’s Craven Wings. Pretty solid.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Same when I lived in eastern Montana

Lol...that far north, what time did the sunset at the summer solstice..like 10:30-11?

 

[ACvol3]

I didn’t see anyone answer this, but it’s Craven Wings. Pretty solid.

I work in knox and still haven’t made it out there

 

[drylo]

What the hell were these assholes watching

Lane was coaching him up on how to really sell the leg cramp.

 

[Wickman]

What the hell were these assholes watching

It’s the subtle things that make Lane the best trolling coach of all time

 

[Jackcrevol]

Thought the new Verizon commercials were dumb as ****, Liberty Insurance says hold my beer.

 

[ACvol3]

It’s the subtle things that make Lane the best trolling coach of all time

Undisputed

 

[Volnukem]

I work in knox and still haven’t made it out there

The flavor is good but they are small wings at a premium price.

 

[BigSteve09]

I think that everyone I know is on this Monday Night Football under

 

[Sin City Vol]

Just saw where A&M picked up another commitment from a 5 star DT

 

[ACvol3]

The flavor is good but they are small wings at a premium price.

I hate that..

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

good luck to the kid. not gonna hate just cause didnt work out.

I would feel the same if he hadn't decided to be a piss ant, but since he decided to be a jerk and run his mouth...screw him, I hope he rots in juco.

 

[ACvol3]

I’m still bummed that wild wing cafe isn’t off Campbell station anymore. I go to the one on Emory every once in a while though

 

[cHiZzLeVOL]

Uhh 5 star OT Kelvin Banks on the market…. Go get ‘em coach.

 

[UTProf]

This is a horse take...I honestly can't believe you don't see the problem with this.

I don't mean it to be. I honestly don't see anything wrong with what the QB did because looking at it from a defender's perspective I would've walloped him. It's simply not enough for me to bite on a slide. I've seen fair catch calls that are far more egregious. Maybe it's different if you watched the whole game and got caught up in it being a game changer but I was watching the boring B1G game instead. Taken alone I just don't see anything that 1. causes me to slow down. 2. looks particularly duplicitous. The defenders just got fooled. It happens.

A defender, imho, can never be afraid to lay a hit. If they are they then they need to hang it up. Yeah, every now and then you'll screw up or you'll get called unfairly but if you trust your instincts and play clean but hard that won't happen very often. If a player fools you it's not their fault. You learn from it and move on.

 

[ACvol3]

Yeah, I’d like to know what’s going on in college station all of a sudden

 

[Ashevolle]

I listen to guys like Theo Von, Andrew Shultz, Santino, Bill Burr, Mark Norman, Tom Segura a lot. It’s a totally different kind of comedy

Typically, I like darker comedy better too (love some of these, Anthony Jeselnik, Patrice O'Neal, and Louis CK), but Gaffigan's got chops too. He's just got a different vibe.

 

[UTgrad2015]

I’ll give ya that

If you want clean humor, listen to Nate Bargatze… plus he’s from Tennessee

 

[VolNash17]

Uhh 5 star OT Kelvin Banks on the market…. Go get ‘em coach.

He’s likely going to A&M

 

[franklinpence]

What the hell were these assholes watching

“Now son, I don’t know if you’ve worked on this aspect of your game, but I’m Lane Kiffin, and no one - and I mean no one - will prepare you to fake injuries like I can. Let’s check the tape.”

 

[cHiZzLeVOL]

He’s likely going to A&M

Shoot for the stars I always say

 

[Volfanatic_20]

Tashawn Manning from Auburn. Knows Rodney. Is a guard but have heard Vols May take a long look at him. Kentucky is the main competition for him imo.

-AP

 

[BigSteve09]

“Now son, I don’t know if you’ve worked on this aspect of your game, but I’m Lane Kiffin, and no one - and I mean no one - will prepare you to fake injuries like I can. Let’s check the tape.”

Alright, everyone in the room, lay down. Doesn't matter where, just pick a spot. Lay down. Everyone down? It's comfortable, right? Now imagine you're doing this IN a football game.