I am very much grasping what you are saying, and you are the one that is not understanding the implications of what you are suggesting. An adversarial system calls for posturing, jockeying, and fighting for the people who pay you to represent them. If I lay down for my clients and don't attempt to create leverage, the system simply doesn't work. That is the system. For a vast majority of the profession, we don't waste our time on things that are trivial or won't benefit our clients or provide compensation to them.
I guess I should just say that after the last 20 years of watching college athletics, all officials are crooked and dishonest because there is clearly a human bias when making calls, or there is some ulterior motive. But I don't. I can take the jokes all day. But it is so funny when people are quick to call the profession crooked until the day that they actually need legal advice. Until that day that you need help with a traffic ticket, a contract dispute, a rental agreement, an employment issue, an injury case, a probate matter, or even a minor criminal problem, it's all about throwing accusations out there.