Recruiting Forum Football Talk IV

[tnvols72]

At least he’s not stealing crab cakes…

Cant steal if you cant see

 

[triadvolfan]

When Milton goes full sniper mode and passes for 350 per game I’m not going to stop laughing

He's going to go all Ricky Vaughn. Next time he's on the field in Neyland they need to start playing wild thing.

 

[drvenner]

Milton showing out in practice was the word but come game time he goes blind?

Well, we know what he has been doing before games now, amirite @Catbone

 

[tnvols72]

My LASIK was done by the individual who created the new way to cut a flap for your eye for the military so that it didn’t disconnect during rigorous activity.

My eyes are so bad that I would still have to wear glasses or contacts. So Lasik was not going to help me much. But I am good with my contacts and my depth perception is good

 

[engineerVOL]

At least he’s not stealing crab cakes…

Jamie’s didn’t, but I c wat u did there.

 

[drvenner]

It could be worse

This is something we should always remember. It can always get worse and there is almost definitely some poor, unfortunate soul that is even more miserable than you are.

 

[MoCo_Vol]

Page has been our worst linebacker. Other than a pick, he hasn’t done much. Beasley has played much better

6th on team in tackles
5th in TFL
1 int & 1 TD (only defensive one on team so far)

I'm not saying he's "great" but statistically speaking he's done more than every other LB except Banks.

 

[tnvols72]

that first bomb that he throws post-surgery is going to have everyone gasping

He will start under throwing now.

 

[Orange Studs]

How did you find that one? LOL

 

[drvenner]

...but Milton's not.


Get it? Get it???

You sayin' he ugly? That's just rude.

 

[Vfl2407]

Haslam family to sell Knoxville Pilot gas stations to Casey's General

I didn’t pay to read the article.
Are Haslams pulling up stakes and leaving Knoxville?
All moving to Cleveland?
Those questions are a little tongue in cheek but I am a little concerned that their level of financial donations to UT may drop or even end?
I had been hoping that Pilot would play big in the new NIL era.

 

[Christian Lowe]

I hate USC as much as anyone but them doing a Kiss tribute last weekend was pretty cool

 

[SpringBokVol]

When Milton goes full sniper mode and passes for 350 per game I’m not going to stop laughing

This would just be the most UT thing ever

 

[drvenner]

we are in big trouble if joe’s new vision has this affect

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We just need to run a slant and a deep corner to the same side and tell him to throw the slant. He will then hit the deep corner WR in stride.

 

[SpringBokVol]

I just had LASIK about 3 months ago.

Best decision of my life.

 

[engineerVOL]

I just had LASIK about 3 months ago.

Best decision of my life.

QB1?

 

[cHiZzLeVOL]

My eyes are so bad that I would still have to wear glasses or contacts. So Lasik was not going to help me much. But I am good with my contacts and my depth perception is good

You could do PRK or PCL. If they are as bad as you say they are then you should get PCL.

 

[lilesrt]

Wah wah wah what will we ever do

We’re hiding those covert WR drills..

 

[Revived2002]

I meant the whole season up until the point.

Sooooo did Coach Huepel put his ass out there knowing damn well Joe is nearsighted? Did Joe wait to tell Huepel? Either way that loss against Pitt is on one of them, and idc who, that **** pisses me off.

Should have figured that **** out before the season and maybe we would only have 1 loss if Hooker started the whole game against Pitt.

We could have also used the QB reps in preseason differently. Kind of got screwed by all this in a way.

Kind of confused and random ass timing.

I’m adding this to my list!

Heupel

Cons:
- Add: “fails to get input from optometrist before naming starting QB”

His failings must be named!!

We are angry!!

 

[VFL1993]

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I hate USC as much as anyone but them doing a Kiss tribute last weekend was pretty cool

You misspelled USCjr.

 

[cHiZzLeVOL]

Page has been our worst linebacker. Other than a pick, he hasn’t done much. Beasley has played much better

Ehh I’d say Mitchell has been our worst linebacker

 

[Chuckie]

This is something we should always remember. It can always get worse and there is almost definitely some poor, unfortunate soul that is even more miserable than you are.

There is a Twitter account that goes to team message boards and picks a representative sample of posts in response to a team's misfortunes. When FSU got beat by Jacksonville State, the account went to the FSU boards and posted some of the solid gold misery.

One of the posts said something like "This is absolutely the worst things have ever been". A Mississippi State fan replied to the tweet by providing some advice...and said something to the effect of "As a fan for a team that has hit rock bottom many times, I have found it's helpful to include modifiers on such statements. For instance, 'This is absolutely the worst things have ever been so far'"

I thought it was hilarious...probably because we can relate.

 

[Devo182]

While personally, I'd let the media have 15 minutes of access every day (it'd just be exclusively the stretching period, suck it media members) because if the local media really needs 5 or 15 minutes of access to come up with content to get readers, they suck at their job. (which most of them do)

Of course Bruce Wayne would say that, but would Batman??

 

[Catbone]

Even if the story isn't true though it'd be beyond hilarious if Milton suddenly improves or even if he started under throwing receivers.

 

[Volbucky]

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I hate USC as much as anyone but them doing a Kiss tribute last weekend was pretty cool

That’s South Carolina not USC