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Ulysees E. McGill said:
I hope the next time he is in the shower he realizes he forgot to get shampoo, body wash and conditioner..and the next time he takes a dump, the toilet paper is in the closet.
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I hope his wifi sucks and he ends up giving up connecting to it then his cellphone service sucks in the house so he has to walk outside to talk on the phone but there's constantly standing water so he gets wrecked by mosquitoes
 
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Enki_Amenra said:
I hope someone sneaks into his kitchen and removes all the flavor packets from his ramen noodles.
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I hope he puts some popcorn in the microwave, then sits down to watch his favorite movie...reaches in the bag and puts a big ol handful in his mouth...and realizes he bought unsalted unbuttered organic vegan popcorn..
 
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volbeast33 said:
People at the game always get upset by open guys…. They don’t know what the progressions are and if he actually missed the guy are not…. Ex… if pre snap read…. He is suppose to throw the out and a guy breaks free down the middle…. He may never see that guy if is initial target is open.
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Often last night his initial target wasn't open and he stood there for 5 seconds waiting for him to come open meanwhile we have an open receiver running a deep post that's an easy touchdown.
 
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utvols88 said:
I hope his wifi sucks and he ends up giving up connecting to it then his cellphone service sucks in the house so he has to walk outside to talk on the phone but there's constantly standing water so he gets wrecked by mosquitoes
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I hope someone creates a dating profile and he gets catfished so bad that Manti Te’o makes fun of him.
 
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Ulysees E. McGill said:
I hope he puts some popcorn in the microwave, then sits down to watch his favorite movie...reaches in the bag and puts a big ol handful in his mouth...and realizes he bought unsalted unbuttered organic vegan popcorn..
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I hope someone sneaks into his bedroom and warms up both sides of his pillow before he gets in bed.
 
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Dude for Duke was trying to get OOBs when they had a timeout left. He’s definitely not there for the education.
 
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Slightly off topic: but I think we need to give a coach the Fuente treatment. Just let them stabilize the program and make it respectable.

I think Heupel can be that guy, simply because he's a quality dude who legitimately cares. He may not win anything big for a while, but getting us back to bowl games would be nice. Going to be some down years mixed in.

Basically, Butch level success but not Butch.
 
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