Recruiting Forum Football Talk [RIP 9.3.2019]

[InVOLuntary]

It was the logical follow-up to the Colquitt man fruit kicking tradeoff.

You can only jump so many sharks.

Coach McElwain moves to the edge of his seat.

 

[LA Vol]

Coach McElwain moves to the edge of his seat.

Yep. I teed that up and was waiting for the photo.

 

[Rishvol]

I’m not sure where this thread is headed today.

You done did it now

 

[SLICKYINC]

Yep. I teed that up and was waiting for the photo.

Had a gif Qd up but then noticed the F bomb in it.

 

[ob79]

I’m not sure where this thread is headed today.

Weird places, man.

 

[chargervol]

I'm revoking your invite.

Just realizing how many times you shook his smacking aren't you?

 

[Catbone]

Off season. Don't worry, the second we start playing Georgia State on 8/31, we'll return back to our regularly scheduled doom and gloom.

Why wait?

 

[Devo182]

SIAP

Nebraska #10 in basketball attendance? Are those just folks trying to weather the tornado warnings?

 

[GroverCleveland]

Weird ass night on the RF tonight...

 

[JacketVol]

As long as no dick slapping is involved.

He likes mouth feels

 

[#Vol4Life1991]

Nebraska #10 in basketball attendance? Are those just folks trying to weather the tornado warnings?

There's not a damn thing to do in Nebraska, iowa, or the Dakota's

 

[Volbucky]

There's not a damn thing to do in Nebraska, iowa, or the Dakota's

Big deer, great hunting and big deer... I like that area.

Other than that though, you're correct.

 

[Devo182]

I’m not sure where this thread is headed today.

Once Bignewt grabs ahold of it, we are surely in for a fun, weird ride.

 

[Devo182]

Big deer, great hunting and big deer... I like that area.

Other than that though, you're correct.

When you have to kill other beings to have fun, you should probably get out.

 

[Volbucky]

When you have to kill other beings to have fun, you should probably get out.

Stop living in a dream world.

 

[engineerVOL]

S

 

[volfanCLT]

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[Big Gucci Sosa]

Weird ass night on the RF tonight...

to make it even worse i have diarrhea

 

[Brillovol]

 

[tomq_123]

It's wild, isn't it? Blows my mind what some of the crap kids watch these days on youtube. My sons are 9 and 6 and if I let them they'd spend hours everyday watching some of the most ridiculous stuff on youtube. In addition to watching other humans play fortnite they like watching some channel where these two teenage boys make pancakes with colored batter, into shapes of super heroes and other things. One guy is bad at it and the other is good at it. And while they're making these stupid pancakes they're selling merchandise, weird sound effects are going off, camera is zooming in/out for no reason, its basically a nightmare that gives me a headache.

They also like to watch these twin teenage brothers doing dumb **** all day, they get their family involved and everyone is just a dumbass IMO. The family owns a gym of some sort and they'll spend hours in there jumping on trampolines, doing flips and crap or just pranking each other. It's mindless entertainment that bothers my brain. I'd rather watch baseball in slow motion.

My daughter watches Collins Keys makes goop with stuff and some never been actress act like someone (“The Gamemaster”) is after her.

I on the other hand watch sophisticated car videos (Doug Demuro, streetspeed717 and Stradman) plus poker videos (Doug Polk, Brad Owen).

Crazy how much time kids waste on YouTube.

 

[Devo182]

We need a commit

It's only July.

 

[RiotVol]

Y’all, I’m not sober, and I can’t stop laughing at these dick slapping posts. I feel like I just dished out 20 likes in 90 seconds.

 

[drvenner]

Given my surgical history, I feel like I'd prosper in this man fruit slappin business.

I'll take..... it's been a really slow, freaking month for $2000,Alex.

 

[drvenner]

What constitutes as slapping?

If you have to ask the question.....

 

[Aesius]

The football forum threads are ridiculous..... some of the stuff people post.... lol now I remember why I migrated over here a year ago.

I think I made the jump when Dooley was still in his first spring camp. I'm sure I talked him up and why him saying britches meant we were gonna win a national championship with him.