Recruiting Forum Football Talk [RIP 9.3.2019]

[drvenner]

If we beat Florida in the swamp well...for one I will find out after the fact on the DVR because I can't stomach florida games anymore...and two I will run naked around Jackson Square and dip my balls in a pitcher of beer at Big Ed's, everyone is invited.

 

[triadvolfan]

What college football's craziest 2018 stats tell us about 2019


#9

At this rate, I'll be calling for 10 wins by mid-August. Hard not to get excited for the season.

 

[butchna]

People say she is surgically enhanced. I say that I don't even care.

Butt implants? Wouldn’t doubt but do appreciate.

 

[butchna]

You know, if you apply the Crazy to Hotness ratio, she would likely have killed him in his sleep in less than a week anyway. He probably made the smart move.

Gotta go sometime.

 

[SLICKYINC]

Butt implants? Wouldn’t doubt but do appreciate.

Hispanic and lots of squat time is what I'm going with..

 

[jakez4ut]

been out of pocket the last week or so.

seems as though July is the new May.

c'mon August.

practice starts next week folks. we're almost there.

 

[Sleegro]

been out of pocket the last week or so.

seems as though July is the new May.

c'mon August.

practice starts next week folks. we're almost there.

Liked because you didn't post for a week.







Haha zing.

 

[Batman1948]

If we beat Florida in the swamp well...for one I will find out after the fact on the DVR because I can't stomach florida games anymore...and two I will run naked around Jackson Square and dip my balls in a pitcher of beer at Big Ed's, everyone is invited.

I would also love for us to beat Florida but I'm not gonna put my balls through any kind of pain or embarrassment. I really hope you get to experience that though. Please, post no pictures

 

[nicksjuzunk]

How would you feel if we went 7-5 and beat bama and Georgia but lost to Chattanooga.

Why do we say these words?

 

[ob79]

Why do we say these words?

Off season. Don't worry, the second we start playing Georgia State on 8/31, we'll return back to our regularly scheduled doom and gloom.

 

[nicksjuzunk]

Off season. Don't worry, the second we start playing Georgia State on 8/31, we'll return back to our regularly scheduled doom and gloom.

Ob, if you had to receive a kick to the man fruit from a Colquitt, but in turn, could kick anyone else in the manfruit without repercussions, would you do it?

 

[rekinhavoc]

Calling it now...

We beat Florida this year and give Bama a surprisingly good game.

OB79 JOHNSON IS RIGHT!

 

[rekinhavoc]

If we beat Florida in the swamp well...for one I will find out after the fact on the DVR because I can't stomach florida games anymore...and two I will run naked around Jackson Square and dip my balls in a pitcher of beer at Big Ed's, everyone is invited.

I'll have a tequila. Someone else will have to describe the mouthfeels of the beer.

 

[quadlee21]

Thirsty Thursday

 

[SSVol]

Ob, if you had to receive a kick to the man fruit from a Colquitt, but in turn, could kick anyone else in the manfruit without repercussions, would you do it?

Wow...that's interesting. My first thought is that there is nobody that I hate that bad, and certainly not at the expense of Colquitt induced celibacy. Then I'm thinking, ok, maybe it would be worth taking one for the planet to whack Hitler or Stalin or the guy that taught Trump how to use Twitter. But again, Hilter needed a bullet to the head, not a foot to the balls, so I don't know. I'm gonna stick with 'no' for now.

 

[SLICKYINC]

 

[cHiZzLeVOL]

Ob, if you had to receive a kick to the man fruit from a Colquitt, but in turn, could kick anyone else in the manfruit without repercussions, would you do it?

If I’m the one kicking first I’m kicking the other person in their manfruit so hard they go into a coma.....

 

[JCP201]

SIAP

 

[VOLINVONORE]

How would you feel if we went 7-5 and beat bama and Georgia but lost to Chattanooga.

I probably would not complain very much. Especially.if Chattanooga won their Conference. I hate Georgia and would never turn down a win over Alabama.

 

[InVOLuntary]

If we beat Florida in the swamp well...for one I will find out after the fact on the DVR because I can't stomach florida games anymore...and two I will run naked around Jackson Square and dip my balls in a pitcher of beer at Big Ed's, everyone is invited.

 

[KokoBVol]

I think that’s the most I’ve seen Fant since he’s been at Tennessee.

 

[Big Gucci Sosa]

been out of pocket the last week or so.

seems as though July is the new May.

c'mon August.

practice starts next week folks. we're almost there.

TFG

 

[ob79]

Ob, if you had to receive a kick to the man fruit from a Colquitt, but in turn, could kick anyone else in the manfruit without repercussions, would you do it?

I'm old enough that I've had my time and no longer need to "go forth and multiply" but...

I'd still like to practice.

So no.

 

[SLICKYINC]

I'm old enough that I've had my time and no longer need to "go forth and multiply" but...

I'd still like to practice.

So no.

 

[ob79]

Wow...that's interesting. My first thought is that there is nobody that I hate that bad, and certainly not at the expense of Colquitt induced celibacy. Then I'm thinking, ok, maybe it would be worth taking one for the planet to whack Hitler or Stalin or the guy that taught Trump how to use Twitter. But again, Hilter needed a bullet to the head, not a foot to the balls, so I don't know. I'm gonna stick with 'no' for now.

I have come across more than my fair share of people that I'd at least consider it...but still...

I want my junk to work all the way until the day I die...