The 'Take Things Out of Context and Post Them In This Thread' Thread

[Behr]

Bill, I heard you were in Kansas for one of Joe's animal porn movies for 95.

wasn’t in Kansas, but I had some prairiedog action this morning

 

[volfanbill]

Bill, I heard you were in Kansas for one of Joe's animal porn movies for 95.

There’s porn for holding poops?

 

[malinoisvol]

Probably no dump today

Then what happened?

Boom

 

[NorCalVol67]

Creeper alert.

@volwindy , it's hump day!

 

[malinoisvol]

@volwindy , what is your favorite thing about @joevol33 ?

He likes to snuggle.

 

[NorCalVol67]

@volwindy , what is your favorite thing about @joevol33 ?

Well done mal.

 

[volwindy]

@volwindy , what is your favorite thing about @joevol33 ?

He's going to be mad...he thinks everyone thinks their favorite thing about him is his sexiness.

 

[NorCalVol67]

He's going to be mad...he thinks everyone thinks their favorite thing about him is his sexiness.

He is quite delusional.

 

[volwindy]

He is quite delusional.

We all know this

 

[joevol33]

He's going to be mad...he thinks everyone thinks their favorite thing about him is his sexiness.

Boom

 

[Behr]

Joe, did you get that stopped up toilet fixed yet?

I messed around with it after church last night, and it's doing good now. I let it run all night, gonna fill it back up today.

 

[volwindy]

Read out of context I though I was about to have to mod you.

To the birthday boy @joevol33 ! "Mod" you.

 

[Souce]

Is this what goes on at your house on the weekends?

Yes

 

[MoodyVol]

.

 

[MoodyVol]

Hey Mal, how do you feel about these new-wave hippie women?

Furry little varmints.

 

[malinoisvol]

Got lucky at Publix today.

What was his/her name?

Triscuit and Pretzel Crisps were both buy one get one free.

Twins, eh?

 

[NorCalVol67]

I have never been in a menage a trois.

Even I’ve had them, plus a few other ways. Why haven’t you?

 

[Orangeredblooded]

I have never been in a menage a trois.

That’s a brand of wine, isn’t it?

 

[malinoisvol]

How do you know someone has been creeping on you?

It's like I could taste it in my sleep

 

[Behr]

I'm out

Evidently Joy has to make an announcement or she wouldn't know.

 

[Behr]

I actually like the little bastages, but, they don't like me. Lol

Same for me with women unfortunately.

I have never been in a menage a trois.

Do you go by "Cool Hand"?

.

 

[NorCalVol67]

Mal, what do you say to Souce every morning?

Theres something about you girl... That makes me sweat!

 

[Behr]

Dry...just a little salt and pepper. Covered.

I really, really wanted to do something grossly inappropriate with that for the Take Things Out of Context thread, but I decided that I didn't really want to get banned for Fourth of July...

Bow chica bow wow.. Souce got Lima so hot and bothered she afraid of gettin banned.

 

[Behr]

Everyone was drinking Corona yesterday and I really wished I could have had a couple.

We went to Kentucky around a month ago for the weekend, and me and my daughter both had a couple.

 

[VolNExile]

Bow chica bow wow.. Souce got Lima so hot and bothered she afraid of gettin banned.

I was actually going to set this up in some sort of context of "date night with Behr", but OK.