Official Jon Gruden Thread 30

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Dudley my man

I love the Vols as most of you do I'm sure but the numbers added to the injuries and the result isn't a win.

A simple breakdown would suggest the following...

Missouri: To much O for the Vols to keep up
LSU: I'll be damn shocked if we score more than 3-7. They aren't typical LSU good on D but good enough
VANDY: while the win % is a bit higher here we are still looking at a dog fight. Not knowing who will be back and won't be is key. While Jones is lying through his teeth about players I don't expect JG to play unless it's emergency. He's .500 against VANDY and Mason knows the recipe. VANDY in a fight sadly.

Closes out the worst season in history and Jones is out
 
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This is how I envision Beaver

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I...concur
 
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Is that the one by the old Limelight or the one on Ponce? I had a couple of late night scares at the Ponce Kroger.

ER - I just saw your follow up post. I thought it may be the Ponce Kroger. Lived in Grant park for 7 years. One night/morning at about 3 I had to make an emergency run for my 1 year old daughter. Almost got robbed and didn't think I was going to get out of there. Also got stranded there by gridlock one year during Freaknik.

Trying to catch up the conversation with ER.
 
I love the Vols as most of you do I'm sure but the numbers added to the injuries and the result isn't a win.

A simple breakdown would suggest the following...

Missouri: To much O for the Vols to keep up
LSU: I'll be damn shocked if we score more than 3-7. They aren't typical LSU good on D but good enough
VANDY: while the win % is a bit higher here we are still looking at a dog fight. Not knowing who will be back and won't be is key. While Jones is lying through his teeth about players I don't expect JG to play unless it's emergency. He's .500 against VANDY and Mason knows the recipe. VANDY in a fight sadly.

Closes out the worst season in history and Jones is out

Yep I think Vandy is our best chance at a win, and even that is a complete toss up. You never know what you'll get with Vandy, but the Tennessee game is their SuperBowl
 
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Ya know Beav, I imagine this is why celebs detest going out in public. No hey how ya doin, no interest in the fact that there is a real human being standing there.

Simply "What can you do for me?"

Thats not about helping Vol brethren out, but more about "info info info".

Anybody think Beav might just wanna shoot the ****?
 
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A dismissal of Jones immediately followed by an announcement of Gruden?

Everyone knows Jones is out. No big secret.

It's highly hinted at Gruden is being courted. No big secret. However...

Currie has a regularly scheduled press conference for whatever, comes to the mic, says "Coach Jones and I have discussed his future and we have agreed he will step down several weeks ago. Since that time, we have been actively pursuing a new head coach and it's my pleasure to announce Jon Gruden as the newest head coach for Tennessee Football. I'll yield the podium to him for a statement and questions."

Cue Gruden strolling in and taking the podium. Media goes crazy like a bunch of teenage girls at a Backstreet Boys concert. Volnation servers fail. The crowd goes wild.

Maximum boomage.
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