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I've got the GV mention twice now. Feels like I made the big time.

Proudest moments of my life:

Graduations (HS, UT, Law School)

Won my first case.

Settled my first deal.

Got mentioned in GV's Gruden thread recap.
 
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Grand Vol said:
The Grude News, evening edition. For those just tuning in.

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DocVol dropped a "no news is good news" kinda post today. Thinks the quieter Currie is, the more likely a big name hire is to happen.

OldVol stated he likes our chances and if that was an assumption or what he heard, he replied: "Combination but less on the side of assumption."

And RockyTopSc chimed in with some insight into the AD. Summation, they believe it would be wrong to remove Jones mid season like the mistake made with Fulmer. Said Currie was smarter than we realize and that retaining Jones next year is "what's done is done." Which I took to mean he's gone.

HearforGrumors broke down a great many things that has happened so far. His post is well worth the read. We forgive his internet stalking us.

Boro dropped a major bomb that there was a serious scrap between Jones and Currie. And that Stripling would likely be the interim if Jones leaves now. Lot of chatting going on, allegedly the media is on alert. We're all waiting...and waiting...waiting...

Even Behr is starting to believe.

Big news is that possibly Brent Kendrick played Saturday with a concussion or as a minimum, a head injury. Which could be what the blowup between Currie and Jones was about. Still waiting on info for that.

Hawk blatantly admits wasting our tax dollars while at work. And is probably scanning VN while he's flying his helicopter. Bad Hawk! You know those ****hawks love to crash anyway.

Freak has promised to hire actors to do text to voice with those driving vehicles that want to keep up. James Earl Jones is already on the hook for PreacherWebb. There's a good chance Sean Connery will be voicing over for Power_T Rev. Sam Elliott will get first crack at mine. Kathleen Turner will get to be SmokeyHuntsGators in her best Jessica Rabbit voice. I think Justin Bieber is going to be the voice of Behr. Gilbert Gottfried for Coasty. Chris Hemsworth is up for grabs at this point. (no ladies, not THAT kind of grabbing. Behave yourselves)

In other news today, there was an incident at a maritime training academy where a boat piloted by an Ape was seen running over small craft flying UGA, Bama and Gator apparel. The simian helmsman was heard screaming "ESS TEE EFFF YOU" and "GEE TEE EFF OH!" as he smashed the large craft into dozens of small boats. Security cameras caught a glimpse of his wake of destruction:

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Obviously, if things change throughout the evening, I might do a special edition of the news. Stay tuned.


From the entire Volnation News Team, I'm Grand Vol and nobody puts Baby in a corner.











(All information herein is specifically parody unless otherwise indicated by real posters or events)
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Thanks! Not all heroes wear capes!
 
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HearForGrumors said:
I've got the GV mention twice now. Feels like I made the big time.

Proudest moments of my life:

Graduations (HS, UT, Law School)

Won my first case.

Settled my first deal.

Got mentioned in GV's Gruden thread recap.
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I forgive you for stalking me and withdraw the restraining order.

And do appreciate that post from earlier. Exceptional work, young man.
 
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Grand Vol said:
The Grude News, evening edition. For those just tuning in.

OX0yQ.gif


DocVol dropped a "no news is good news" kinda post today. Thinks the quieter Currie is, the more likely a big name hire is to happen.

OldVol stated he likes our chances and if that was an assumption or what he heard, he replied: "Combination but less on the side of assumption."

And RockyTopSc chimed in with some insight into the AD. Summation, they believe it would be wrong to remove Jones mid season like the mistake made with Fulmer. Said Currie was smarter than we realize and that retaining Jones next year is "what's done is done." Which I took to mean he's gone.

HearforGrumors broke down a great many things that has happened so far. His post is well worth the read. We forgive his internet stalking us.

Boro dropped a major bomb that there was a serious scrap between Jones and Currie. And that Stripling would likely be the interim if Jones leaves now. Lot of chatting going on, allegedly the media is on alert. We're all waiting...and waiting...waiting...

Even Behr is starting to believe.

Big news is that possibly Brent Kendrick played Saturday with a concussion or as a minimum, a head injury. Which could be what the blowup between Currie and Jones was about. Still waiting on info for that.

Hawk blatantly admits wasting our tax dollars while at work. And is probably scanning VN while he's flying his helicopter. Bad Hawk! You know those ****hawks love to crash anyway.

Freak has promised to hire actors to do text to voice with those driving vehicles that want to keep up. James Earl Jones is already on the hook for PreacherWebb. There's a good chance Sean Connery will be voicing over for Power_T Rev. Sam Elliott will get first crack at mine. Kathleen Turner will get to be SmokeyHuntsGators in her best Jessica Rabbit voice. I think Justin Bieber is going to be the voice of Behr. Gilbert Gottfried for Coasty. Chris Hemsworth is up for grabs at this point. (no ladies, not THAT kind of grabbing. Behave yourselves)

In other news today, there was an incident at a maritime training academy where a boat piloted by an Ape was seen running over small craft flying UGA, Bama and Gator apparel. The simian helmsman was heard screaming "ESS TEE EFFF YOU" and "GEE TEE EFF OH!" as he smashed the large craft into dozens of small boats. Security cameras caught a glimpse of his wake of destruction:

collision01.jpg


Obviously, if things change throughout the evening, I might do a special edition of the news. Stay tuned.


From the entire Volnation News Team, I'm Grand Vol and nobody puts Baby in a corner.











(All information herein is specifically parody unless otherwise indicated by real posters or events)
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I think you have the perfect voice over for me! :)
 
#5,233
#5,233
Grand Vol said:
The Grude News, evening edition. For those just tuning in.

OX0yQ.gif


DocVol dropped a "no news is good news" kinda post today. Thinks the quieter Currie is, the more likely a big name hire is to happen.

OldVol stated he likes our chances and if that was an assumption or what he heard, he replied: "Combination but less on the side of assumption."

And RockyTopSc chimed in with some insight into the AD. Summation, they believe it would be wrong to remove Jones mid season like the mistake made with Fulmer. Said Currie was smarter than we realize and that retaining Jones next year is "what's done is done." Which I took to mean he's gone.

HearforGrumors broke down a great many things that has happened so far. His post is well worth the read. We forgive his internet stalking us.

Boro dropped a major bomb that there was a serious scrap between Jones and Currie. And that Stripling would likely be the interim if Jones leaves now. Lot of chatting going on, allegedly the media is on alert. We're all waiting...and waiting...waiting...

Even Behr is starting to believe.

Big news is that possibly Brent Kendrick played Saturday with a concussion or as a minimum, a head injury. Which could be what the blowup between Currie and Jones was about. Still waiting on info for that.

Hawk blatantly admits wasting our tax dollars while at work. And is probably scanning VN while he's flying his helicopter. Bad Hawk! You know those ****hawks love to crash anyway.

Freak has promised to hire actors to do text to voice with those driving vehicles that want to keep up. James Earl Jones is already on the hook for PreacherWebb. There's a good chance Sean Connery will be voicing over for Power_T Rev. Sam Elliott will get first crack at mine. Kathleen Turner will get to be SmokeyHuntsGators in her best Jessica Rabbit voice. I think Justin Bieber is going to be the voice of Behr. Gilbert Gottfried for Coasty. Chris Hemsworth is up for grabs at this point. (no ladies, not THAT kind of grabbing. Behave yourselves)

In other news today, there was an incident at a maritime training academy where a boat piloted by an Ape was seen running over small craft flying UGA, Bama and Gator apparel. The simian helmsman was heard screaming "ESS TEE EFFF YOU" and "GEE TEE EFF OH!" as he smashed the large craft into dozens of small boats. Security cameras caught a glimpse of his wake of destruction:

collision01.jpg


Obviously, if things change throughout the evening, I might do a special edition of the news. Stay tuned.


From the entire Volnation News Team, I'm Grand Vol and nobody puts Baby in a corner.











(All information herein is specifically parody unless otherwise indicated by real posters or events)
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LOL!!!!
Hilarious. I'm famous. James Earl Jones tho? I thought for sure the guy that played Gil Grissom on CSI.
 
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HearForGrumors said:
I've got the GV mention twice now. Feels like I made the big time.

Proudest moments of my life:

Graduations (HS, UT, Law School)

Won my first case.

Settled my first deal.

Got mentioned in GV's Gruden thread recap.
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by my account you've probably lost +/- $15,000 in billing hours thus far.........:)

FYI, I (we) enjoy your insights from a "contractual" standpoint.
 
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tastycar said:
You may be voice texting, but you have to read messages to respond. Hate to be a broken record, but what you are doing is worse than drunk driving.
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Glancing at a screen? My phone is mirrored to my 8" display. Push button on steering wheel..talk. No different than GPS/phone.
 
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Dudley Smith said:
There is something going on with Kendrick possibly having a concussion in the Kentucky game and Jones leaving him in there until the end. All unsubstantiated at this point, but it's out there being talked about, mostly on Twitter.
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Yes.. guy supposedly has a lawyer and has sent evidence to Currie.. fire... With cause.

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VolzMan53 said:
and a fact at times....Butch is still here, fact, super sad fact :ermm:
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I'm surprised he is but I also understand it. It will go smoother if a replacement is already in the fold. That said, AD Currie is saying the opposite. Butch has his backing and Butch said he was told by Currie that he is safe till the end of the year. A loss to USM changes that, I bet. Now, 247 and TFP has said (from sources within the AD) that there is a path that Butch remains.

I don't see it but surely UT admin has let Frost (among others) that they are interested in making a change. What is fixing to happen in CFP will be unprecedented. It's going to be a madhouse and Fla is sitting in the catbird seat. You want UT on the forefront on this coaching carousel.

UT, UF, TAM, Mizz, AU, OM and possibly MSU if Mullen bolts. That is JUST the SEC that will need a new coach PLUS 130 more jobs open up Jan 1st with the new 10th coach added. Buckle UP
 
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