Old Sayings

#82
#82
Eagles soar high................................................but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
 
#84
#84
If I had known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself. - George Burns
 
#85
#85
Wrap it before you tap it.
A friend will come bail you out of jail, a REAL friend will help you hide the bodies.
Never marry anyone crazier than yourself.
A Smith&Wesson beats 4 aces.
If it can't be fixed with duct tape, it can't be fixed.
 
#88
#88
The road to hell is paved with......................................................................an awful lot of fun.
 
#90
#90
If something can go wrong it will.

If something goes wrong, it will be at the most inopportune time.

Whatever part fails will be the most expensive one and be on back order.
 
#92
#92
You can get a good look at a butcher's *** by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?

No, I mean is, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ***... No, wait. It's gotta be your bull.
 
#95
#95
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

meaning like father like son. Hey I got two.
 
#97
#97
Early to bed, early to rise.......................................................... means Jack ain't getting any.
 
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