Wish is granted

[Tin Man]

Granted, but you're committed to perform community service.

I wish I may, I wish I might...

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Granted, but no more wishes for you

I wish TV was worth watching again

 

[superdave1984]

Granted, but your TV is broken.

I wish I had a candy bar.

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Granted but it's 2 years stale

I wish the rain would stop

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but now it's 100 degrees

I wish I had brought another turkey sammich

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but you drop it on the floor before you get a bite


I wish I could sleep like a normal person

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but you can't post on VN after 9pm

I wish I didn't have bizarre dreams

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but they're replaced by dreams of naked men


I wish I had a servant to fetch my cereal

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, his name is Raoul and he wears a speedo

I wish I had one of those conveyor belts like in the Jetsons to get to the other end of the house

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but you get stuck in the middle


I wish it wouldn't rain tomorrow

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but it's 120 degrees

I wish I had my own personal genie who looks like Maria Taylor

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but I get the real Maria

I wish my allergies weren't bad

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but they're still annoying

I wish I could get motivated

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but you're motivated to go dance naked at the nursing home


I wish I had slept longer

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but you slept through football season

I wish my keypad would quit dropping while I'm trying to type

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but the screen blows up


I wish my railing was already painted

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but the rain washes the paint away

I wish I had gone to bed already

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but you can't sleep

I wish I had all the answers sometimes

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but the questions keep changing

I wish it was next Sunday

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Granted but t will only be Sunday for 10 minutes


I wish I had gotten more sleep

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but now the boss is mad cause you're late

I wish the coffee was done

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Granted but it tastes like crap

I wish the NFL wasn't a bunch of douchbag thugs

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but the quality of play sucks

I wish all the NFL teams would go back to the 1970s era uniforms

 

[joevol33]

Granted, butyou have a 1970's telephone also


I wish I was off tonight

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Granted but you work the next month straight


I wish fast food was actually fast