Wish is granted

[joevol33]

Granted, but you're transported to a room full of naked old men


I wish I could retire today

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but you retire to a community with a nude beach full of old men

I wish tonight would be drama free

 

[malinoisvol]

Granted, but every other night will not be.

Wish I hadn't killed that man in Reno.

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but he whips your butt everyday.

I wish Maria Taylor was my neighbor

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but she's my girlfriend

I wish Maria Taylor would join me in a hot tub

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but she breaks up with you for me


I wish I didn't have to go in early today

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but you have to stay late

I wish it was next Thursday so I'd be off

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but it rains all day


I wish work would still pay me even if I didn't go

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but only $1 an hour

I wish they didn't have my hiding spot occupied for a meeting

 

[malinoisvol]

Granted, but you have to attend the meeting.

I wish i could snap my fingers and my driveway be sealed.

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but it's sealed with poop


I wish I could get caught up!

 

[Type Orange+]

Granted, but you'll have to spend eternity as a virgin.

I wish I had a case of Wild Turkey.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but it's a new non alcoholic variety

I wish I had a sprite

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but it's flat


I wish my grass was already cut

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but it's uneven

I wish I hadn't woke up with heartburn

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but you have diarrhea instead



I wish I had time to go hit the gym

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but all the machines are taken

I wish the weather would stay like this year round

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but it stays a week from football year round


I wish this fly would drop dead

 

[malinoisvol]

Granted, but not before it has a million babies.

I wish i could afford a 3000sf Garage.

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but it's cluttered up in 2 days


I wish I had a 3 day weekend

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but you have a honey do list a mile long

I wish the other guy scheduled in this building hadn't called out

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but he dances naked for you all night


I wish I had time for cereal

 

[malinoisvol]

Granted but its 100% bran

I wish i didn't have to seal my driveway.

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but it's because it's been washed out



I wish there wasn't so many motor mouths at work

 

[Type Orange+]

Granted, but now you're in the unemployment line.

I wish greasy Jheri curl hairdos were back in style.