Wish is granted

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but you need a real genie for that

I wish I hadn't woke up feeling icky

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but you woke up naked in bed with 2 men


I wish I get a nap soon

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Granted but you woke up in bed naked with Weezy and Joy Behar.

I wish to have some chicken wings

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but you pulled them out of the trashcan

I wish dinner was ready

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but it makes you sick


I wish I could see the future

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but it's not pretty

I wish I could travel to the past

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but you go back and sleep with Hillary


I wish my knee didn't hurt

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Granted but now everything else hurts.

I wish tomorrow was Saturday again.

 

[LadyinOrange]

Granted, but the pain moves to your shoulder.

I wish the weekend had one more day.

 

[LadyinOrange]

Granted but now everything else hurts.

I wish tomorrow was Saturday again.

Granted but you have to mow the grass with a push mower.

I wish my students were all fluent readers.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted but you have to mow the grass with a push mower.

I wish my students were all fluent readers.

Granted, but they're fluent in Chinese

I wish I didn't have a doctor's appointment Tuesday

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but you have to go to court instead


I wish I could get some sleep

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Granted, but it's while your driving

I wish it wasn't Monday again already

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but it's a sick day


I wish I could've slept more

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but you wake up to motor mouth telling you about his day

I wish my coffee pot hadn't crapped out

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Granted but you have to use piss water for your coffee

I wish I could get rid of this damn headache

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but now you have a stomach ache

I wish I could sleep another hour or two

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Granted but you now have to work 48 hrs straight

I wish Showtime would bring back new episodes of Dexter

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but it's scrambled in your area

I wish my hat would come out of the laundry like new

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Granted but it's now a Bama hat

I wish I knew this weeks lotto numbers

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but the jackpot is only $25

I wish I could win a million dollars

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Granted, but you have to wait 40 years to claim it

I wish my health was better

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted

I wish I was more motivated to work out

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Granted but you have to listen to opera while working out

I wish it was 7pm

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but you have to work 12 hours

I wish I didn'thave to stop at Wal-Mart