The Official Hendrick Motorsports Thread

[Burhead]

There has never been two bigger pieces of s*** in Nascar than Kyle Busch and Tony Stewart. Danica Patrick sucks.

Go Gordon and Johnson.

Tony Stewart has more than earned the right to voice his opinion;

3 Sprint Cups
Indy Championship
USAC Triple Crown championship
IROC Champion
Team owner

So yeah his resume lets him voice his opinions.

 

[Burhead]

Figured I'd post this here but this will be Iceman's last Daytona 500.

 

[YankeeVol]

There has never been two bigger pieces of s*** in Nascar than Kyle Busch and Tony Stewart. Danica Patrick sucks.

Go Gordon and Johnson.

Haha

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Dale "easy money" jr takes it!!!

 

[YankeeVol]

 

[Crew]

 

[Nerd-Vol]

How Jeff Gordon Scared The Crap Out Of Me With This Epic Prank

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Jeff wants it today. I can sense it.

 

[gordonr24]

Jeff wants it today. I can sense it.

It appears that he may have the best car.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Jeff Gordon ‏@JeffGordonWeb 1m
Spotter @EddieDHondt - "Good work. Back in the ball game." The @Drive2EndHunger @TeamChevy is now P7 @ACSupdates. #NASCAR #Team24

 

[Nerd-Vol]

It appears that he may have the best car.

Why don't you have a #24 in your favorite teams?

 

[gordonr24]

Why don't you have a #24 in your favorite teams?

I would have a 24 on there if Freak included nascar.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

I would have a 24 on there if Freak included nascar.

He does. Scroll to the very bottom of the list.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Jeff Gordon ‏@JeffGordonWeb 1m
Spotter @EddieDHondt - "Spin behind you. Caution's out." #JeffGordon says they may need to address some handling concerns. #NASCAR #Team24

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Jeff Gordon ‏@JeffGordonWeb 1m
Mr. H - "You've passed more cars than anybody out there today." #JeffGordon - "I wish we got points for that, boss." #NASCAR #Team24

 

[gordonr24]

I would've been mad if Gordon got taken out by another scrub driver (Scott) with a strong race car.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Jeff Gordon ‏@JeffGordonWeb 3m
Let's hear it #Team24! There's a new leader at @ACSupdates...the @Drive2EndHunger @TeamChevy. #NASCAR #Team24

 

[YankeeVol]

It's probably better to post these in the weekly thread, but to each their own

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Bummer finish for HMS today. Luckily Martinsville is in their wheelhouse!

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Anniversary: Rick Hendrick's NASCAR domination hits 30 years

 

[gordonr24]

Anniversary: Rick Hendrick's NASCAR domination hits 30 years

Just gave you like #3000. You're welcome

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Just gave you like #3000. You're welcome

Thank you for endorsing the terrible stuff I say.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Please share information. You know what thread to use. We're teammates

Reports from Charlotte, are that a craigslist ad was placed by a seller with the user-name of "The Wonder Kid" was selling a Grandfather clock. The ad states, "1 Grandfather clock, lightly used. Don't want to sell but need to make space for new clock, giant rock monster trophy, monster lobster trophy, cowboy hat and two pistols."

Jeff wants it.
Jimmie wants it.
Junebug doesn't really care but will take it.
Kandy Khane will disappoint besides being the 2nd best HMS driver over the past few years.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Mr. Hendrick, we have the next driver of the #24 car for the 2017 season.

 

[Burhead]

Mr. Hendrick, we have the next driver of the #24 car for the 2017 season.

Yep Gordon's replacement.