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Here's a good joke to tell in a crowd....
There was a terrible incident yesterday in (your city) Tampa. It was all over the news.... A drunk guy drove to the store with his newborn in the back seat. He left the infant in the car while he bought a couple cases of beer and, without thinking, threw it over the seat squarely on the baby.
Someone will always ask, "Did it hurt the baby"....
With your straightest face say, "No, the baby's OK, it was light beer".
There was a terrible incident yesterday in (your city) Tampa. It was all over the news.... A drunk guy drove to the store with his newborn in the back seat. He left the infant in the car while he bought a couple cases of beer and, without thinking, threw it over the seat squarely on the baby.
Someone will always ask, "Did it hurt the baby"....
With your straightest face say, "No, the baby's OK, it was light beer".