Phrases/Cliches that annoy you.

#541
#541
Feel-good news stories about a cat at shelters who is very overweight. The story always includes the tired phrase "the tubby tabby".

Always the tubby tabby. Why? I know by the plump ***** isn't TV friendly but why always the tubby tabby?!?!
 
#542
#542
Vegas_Ferguson said:
Feel-good news stories about a cat at shelters who is very overweight. The story always includes the tired phrase "the tubby tabby".

Always the tubby tabby. Why? I know by the plump ***** isn't TV friendly but why always the tubby tabby?!?!
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@Freak,
I will pay you $20 to permanently change Vegas Ferguson's username to "The Tubby Tabby".
 
#547
#547
Biopsyman said:
I hate when someone asks me to pull their finger in church
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When I was a kid I used to think churchfarts were one of the funniest things imaginable. Especially the silent ones; when the smell got around you'd see people reacting subtly and stealing glances around... good stuff.

Another fun body-function-related church gag when I was a (rotten) kid was to take a tiny piece of balled up tissue or paper (had to be light) and flick it at the back of someone's head as I faked a sneeze. They'd flinch and reach up to feel, grossed out and mad, and I knew they probably wanted to spin round on the idiot kid but they also felt obliged to maintain decorum in the service. And I was the preacher's kid so it added a fun layer of complexity. Too funny.

If my kids ever acted that way....
 
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#548
#548
pismonque said:
When I was a kid I used to think churchfarts were one of the funniest things imaginable. Especially the silent ones; when the smell got around you'd see people reacting subtly and stealing glances around... good stuff.

Another fun body-function-related church gag when I was a (rotten) kid was to take a tiny piece of balled up tissue or paper (had to be light) and flick it at the back of someone's head as I faked a sneeze. They'd flinch and reach up to feel, grossed out and mad, and I knew they probably wanted to spin round on the idiot kid but they also felt obliged to maintain decorum in the service. And I was the preacher's kid so it added a fun layer of complexity. Too funny.

If my kids ever acted that way....
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A loud fart off a wooden pew really adds value to the Sunday message
 
#549
#549
It’s not a phrase or cliche but I hate when people stick out their tongue when they think they’ve done something great. Athletes do it all the time... seems stupid
 
#550
#550
pismonque said:
When I was a kid I used to think churchfarts were one of the funniest things imaginable. Especially the silent ones; when the smell got around you'd see people reacting subtly and stealing glances around... good stuff.

Another fun body-function-related church gag when I was a (rotten) kid was to take a tiny piece of balled up tissue or paper (had to be light) and flick it at the back of someone's head as I faked a sneeze. They'd flinch and reach up to feel, grossed out and mad, and I knew they probably wanted to spin round on the idiot kid but they also felt obliged to maintain decorum in the service. And I was the preacher's kid so it added a fun layer of complexity. Too funny.

If my kids ever acted that way....
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FArts will be funny no matter how old you get.

When book stores were big If I was there with someone I would wait till we were near 4-5 people and crop dust them. The reaction from afar was priceless
 
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