Make fun of Alabama

I grew up in Alabama and am thankful every day I left that state.

My high school friend is ranting on FB about how Satan's statue was desecrated with the UT flag. I sincerely hope this is the year the streak ends....It's long overdue.

And yeah, dreamland sucks. The sunbeam bread bag on the table says it all.
 
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Q: How did the Bama fan break an arm and a leg raking leaves?
A: He fell out of the tree.

Q: How do you confuse a Bama fan?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him there's a six-pack in the corner.
 
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Q: How did the Bama fan break an arm and a leg raking leaves?
A: He fell out of the tree.

Q: How do you confuse a Bama fan?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him there's a six-pack in the corner.

Q: How did the Bammer break his neck?

A: Saban fell off a ladder picking strawberries.

Q: Why did the confused Bama fan pass out?

A: Running around and around the room looking for the beer made him sooo thirsty.
 
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