I knew my life hit rock bottom when...

[theFallGuy]

when I peed and it burned

 

[rockytop114]

when my peen started itchen

 

[rockytop114]

Jock itch is a byytch

 

[rmsmith]

When i fell off of a cliff and hit the rocks at the bottom

 

[Jax_Vol]

Been a long day today. Im 23 and VOP means violation of PROBATION.

23...huh...how much education do you have? Any special skills/training? What do you want to do with your life? yolo :good!:

 

[VolFan32]

23...huh...how much education do you have? Any special skills/training? What do you want to do with your life? yolo :good!:

He just thinks doing bad things are fun. He likes to do hoodrat things with his friends.

 

[Jax_Vol]

He just thinks doing bad things are fun. He likes to do hoodrat things with his friends.

At some point, you have to take off the KFC bucket and get on with your life. For some people, that happens at age 23. Sometimes later...sometimes earlier...sometimes exactly at age 23! He is still young. Plenty of time to recover and become a contributing member of society.

 

[BearCat204]

So much lulz in hur

 

[The Ron Mexico]

At some point, you have to take off the KFC bucket and get on with your life. For some people, that happens at age 23. Sometimes later...sometimes earlier...sometimes exactly at age 23! He is still young. Plenty of time to recover and become a contributing member of society.

Metaphorically speaking, I'm never taking the KFC bucket off my head.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

He just thinks doing bad things are fun. He likes to do hoodrat things with his friends.

Doing hoodrat things takes up roughly 90% of my time.

 

[Jax_Vol]

Metaphorically speaking, I'm never taking the KFC bucket off my head.

And what age are you?


I never have taking the bucket off my head either. But I am still hopeful

 

[The Ron Mexico]

And what age are you?


I never have taking the bucket off my head either. But I am still hopeful

37. You wanna fight about it?

 

[Unknown Muppet]

37. You wanna fight about it?

I'm taking TRM in the 2nd round. Sorry Jax. He gone fight dirty.

 

[Jax_Vol]

37. You wanna fight about it?

nah...I say, keep the bucket on for life. But depending on your situation, sometimes you got to wrap the bucket in a towel

 

[The Ron Mexico]

It's a metaphorical KFC bucket.

 

[Jax_Vol]

It's a metaphorical KFC bucket.

i'm going to look that one up and get back with ya Ron

 

[Orangeslice13]

When I went fishing and got so drunk I vomited 4 times on the way home. Was still sick the next day and the most beautiful woman on the planet, my wife of many years, told me my cousin had died of liver failure due to alcoholism. That same cousin made a pact with me a year or so earlier that we would quit drinking.

 

[Jax_Vol]

May god grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and the wisdom to know the difference.

 

[Spartacavolus]

May god grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and the wisdom to know the difference.

i say that about 3 times a day

 

[rockytop114]

May god grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and the wisdom to know the difference.

Amen

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Did I get a post removed, or did I dream I posted something below Sparty?

 

[rockytop114]

Bath salts jmo

 

[heartvols]

Yes. Probably the bath saltz.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

 

[heartvols]

Lol herp