I knew my life hit rock bottom when...

[Johnny_Majors]

anybody who goes to jail over weed gets my sympathy. thats bs

 

[VolFan32]

this is quite possibly the worst thread to ever be started on VN...this **** goes in the FF not the zone....kthxbai

This started somewhere else and got moved over here

 

[Jax_Vol]

Did he say battery, too?

He did! I wonder if they were AA or AAA?

 

[OtterFH]

For my senior trip after high school me and couple of my friends went to Florida over the summer. We went all over Florida and had an awesome trip. When we were in Tampa we had fake ID's and went to a strip club called "Goldrush". The only reason we went in there is because it was all nude. We walked in and we were the only ones there. We were treated like kings. This went on for about three hours. We were all hammered, and decided it was time to get lap dances. The one I got was beautiful, but see was on the rag so she didn't remove her underpants. Needless to say it was over quick, and I was the only one out in the main part. Next thing I knew one of my buddies came back out with a smile on his face. Then his stripper chick asked me "Do you want me to get you off like I did your friend?". I declined. He received a handy, while my other friend got a blowy. We left soon after.

 

[Johnny_Majors]

For my senior trip after high school me and couple of my friends went to Florida over the summer. We went all over Florida and had an awesome trip. When we were in Tampa we had fake ID's and went to a strip club called "Goldrush". The only reason we went in there is because it was all nude. We walked in and we were the only ones there. We were treated like kings. This went on for about three hours. We were all hammered, and decided it was time to get lap dances. The one I got was beautiful, but see was on the rag so she didn't remove her underpants. Needless to say it was over quick, and I was the only one out in the main part. Next thing I knew one of my buddies came back out with a smile on his face. Then his stripper chick asked me "Do you want me to get you off like I did your friend?". I declined. He received a handy, while my other friend got a blowy. We left soon after.

cool story bro

 

[OtterFH]

cool story bro

I was short on cash

 

[brianlsanders]

I realized I had hit my low point when I was fighting for ramen with some douche while I was in jail. I don't even like chicken picante flavored ramen.

 

[YankeeVol]

That makes more sense. I got out yesterday. And I'm already back arguing with folks on the internet. Maybe this is the low point.

or maybe you're just a lowlife

 

[YankeeVol]

I didn't show the goods

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

A group of thugs who thought me and my roommate would be an easy pick.

Why would let ******* into your crib?

nm...I went back and read.

 

[Aavoxx]

My life hit rock bottom when I went to Wendy's in fuzzy polar bear pants.

I'm about to do this again.

 

[punkcat]

anybody who goes to jail over weed gets my sympathy. thats bs

Anyone that has weed is stupid and deserves to go to jail.:hi:

 

[Aavoxx]

Anyone that has weed is stupid and deserves to go to jail.:hi:

You're lost.

 

[VolGirlinGA]

Anyone that has weed is stupid and deserves to go to jail.:hi:

FF is thataway ---->

 

[VolFan32]

You're lost.

This

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Punkcat is a snitch ass tool of the Man.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Anyone that has weed is stupid and deserves to go to jail.:hi:

You took the wrong exit into the bad part of town. I suggest you get back on the interstate and continue your journey.

 

[theFallGuy]

Anyone that has weed is stupid and deserves to go to jail.:hi:

trololololol

 

[bubbacurry1]

Anyone that has weed is stupid and deserves to go to jail.:hi:

I'll ****ing cut your head of with a piece of dental floss.

 

[Aavoxx]

I'll ****ing cut your head of with a piece of dental floss.

This is the bubba we all know and love.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

I'll ****ing cut your head of with a piece of dental floss.

Neat. Post pics.

 

[Electric Orange]

Been a long day today. Im 23 and VOP means violation of PROBATION.

 

[Electric Orange]

or maybe you're just a lowlife

That too

 

[MY3*VOLS]

Allsome brah . Keep the stories coming

 

[rockytop114]

when i saw i had post 403 times in the ask Ron Mexico Thread