Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice II

[Leximax]

He got a new penis as well as New liver ? ?

Lucky stiff!

That was the point of getting a new one.

 

[Coastypop]

That was the point of getting a new one.

Lulz

 

[Behr]

R-n, evidently its more efficient to go through you than using the contact button to speak to Freak. Can you ask him to move the new thread started this morning here in the zone, to The Pub?

Thanks in advance.

 

[Tin Man]

R-n, evidently its more efficient to go through you than using the contact button to speak to Freak. Can you ask him to move the new thread started this morning here in the zone, to The Pub?

Thanks in advance.

Got a bee in your bonnet, Behr?

 

[Behr]

Was just looking for a vehicle to transport a comment about the demise of a certain post that we are not allowed to discuss.

Obviously a failure at humor.

 

[Tin Man]

Was just looking for a vehicle to transport a comment about the demise of a certain post that we are not allowed to discuss.

Bummer.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

R-n, evidently its more efficient to go through you than using the contact button to speak to Freak. Can you ask him to move the new thread started this morning here in the zone, to The Pub?

Thanks in advance.

I’ll check into it. Very disappointed.

 

[Behr]

Bummer.

WTF. For some reason I thought I was responding to R-n, how I screwed that up I'll never know.

I will impose a 12 hour ban on myself for this oversight.

 

[Weezer]

That was the point of getting a new one.

So you're saying you're interested?

 

[Leximax]

So you're saying you're interested?

No.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

No.

Playing hard to get doesn't work on Weezer.

 

[Leximax]

Taser? Haha

 

[Weezer]

Taser? Haha

I've told you before, it wouldn't work out between us. I feel like you're sexually harassing me. I'm not just some piece of meat.

 

[Leximax]

I've told you before, it wouldn't work out between us. I feel like you're sexually harassing me. I'm not just some piece of meat.

Now you’re hurting my oh-so-fragile ego.

 

[joevol33]

Now you’re hurting my oh-so-fragile ego.

He's funny like that

 

[Weezer]

Now you’re hurting my oh-so-fragile ego.

If it makes you feel better, I do feel guilty about the long trail of broken hearts I've left behind.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Weezer,

Before you do this, please make sure she’s clean. But if you find she is clean, get her pregnant immediately. You gotta lock that down. No better way to do that than to have a few kids running around.

TRM

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Weezer,

Before you do this, please make sure she’s clean. But if you find she is clean, get her pregnant immediately. You gotta lock that down. No better way to do that than to have a few kids running around.

TRM

She has tattoos. Can't be clean.

 

[Leximax]

She has tattoos. Can't be clean.

Plus, I’m a lawyer. You know I’m dirty.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Plus, I’m a lawyer. You know I’m dirty.

That's just shady. Everyone in the Zone except Slice is shady.

 

[joevol33]

That's just shady. Everyone in the Zone except Slice is shady.

He's the one who turned everyone else shady!

 

[Weezer]

Weezer,

Before you do this, please make sure she’s clean. But if you find she is clean, get her pregnant immediately. You gotta lock that down. No better way to do that than to have a few kids running around.

TRM

I'm too damn sexy to be tied down.

 

[buckfama]

I'm too damn sexy to be tied down.

Twss?

 

[Leximax]

Twss?

That’s not what she said.

 

[Weezer]

First, I must correct myself. In general, there is nothing wrong with being tied down. Who doesn't enjoy a little game play now and then? Blindfolds can be fun. too.

Second, I cannot help my animal magnetism. It is a curse I must bear. But please, guys, stop encouraging Lexi to pursue what she cannot have. Lexi, sorry hon, but it's just not meant to be. We can be friends, but that's as far as I'm willing to go. I know you're disappointed, and there are bound to be tears(yours, not mine), but you'll find someone eventually.

P.S.- Sorry we chased Chuck away. At least in that case it was Ron doing the heartbreaking.