Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice II

[theFallGuy]

The cucumber sandwich thing is stale as hale.

False. Rons mom doesn't serve stale bread

 

[theFallGuy]

@The Ron Mexico why is Souce so interested in plumpers

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron has your mom made a fresh batch of cucumber sammiches today?

Yes. For my birfday she brought a whole plate of mini sandwiches down to the basement and left them by the door. But I had to yell at her for interrupting me while talking to my friends on the internet. She still tries to use the phone while I’m in my AOL chat rooms. It’s very frustrating.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

@The Ron Mexico why is Souce so interested in plumpers

Unlike the rest of us, he doesn’t have a 10 from Sweden for a girlfriend. He has to flirt with the cashier at the Dollar General to get any action. Androgyny isn’t working out very well for him.

 

[Tin Man]

Ron, will Leonardo DiCaprio reach man mountain proportions like Orson Welles?

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

Do non-smokers still carry lighters? I can remember a time when it was socially awkward to not be prepared to offer a light to a lady in need. What's the prevailing rule of thumb?

 

[VolNExile]

Do non-smokers still carry lighters? I can remember a time when it was socially awkward to not be prepared to offer a light to a lady in need. What's the prevailing rule of thumb?

Well, do you date smokers ?

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

Well, do you date smokers ?

I came across a couple of lighters in a junk drawer and don’t quite know what I will do with these.

 

[Tin Man]

I came across a couple of lighters in a junk drawer and don’t quite know what I will do with these.
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Decades ago, I had an old fluid & wick lighter from Tipatina’s. A friend of mine stole it. A bartender stole it from him. A one night stand stole it from the bartender. My advice, use a wooden match to light cigars.

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

@The Ron Mexico for a Colorado Campfire first timer, do you recommend one standard size marshmallow or several of the miniature size ones?

 

[82_VOL_83]

@The Ron Mexico for a Colorado Campfire first timer, do you recommend one standard size marshmallow or several of the miniature size ones?

I don't think a Colorado Campfire means what you think it does.

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

I don't think a Colorado Campfire means what you think it does.

Back door marshmallow >>>boom boom in the trunk>>>>retrieve >>>sandwich between graham crackers >>>bon apetit?

 

[malinoisvol]

 

[82_VOL_83]

Back door marshmallow >>>boom boom in the trunk>>>>retrieve >>>sandwich between graham crackers >>>bon apetit?

Ask TRM

 

[The Ron Mexico]

@The Ron Mexico for a Colorado Campfire first timer, do you recommend one standard size marshmallow or several of the miniature size ones?

I do not recommend consuming anything that has been evacuated from the bowels of another. That’s how you get an infection.

Call me old fashioned if you like. But we have to draw a line somewhere. But that seems like a good spot to draw it.

 

[Tin Man]

So, no ‘round the world, souce & TFG, no matter what weezer says.

 

[508mikey]

@The Ron Mexico whats Rusty mean by that ?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

@The Ron Mexico whats Rusty mean by that ?

I assume he's fantasizing about the intimate acts of two consenting adults.

 

[Behr]

Adult what?