Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice II

[rocytop2624]

Someone needs to call all the gay bars within a 100 mile radius of his home. I’m sure he’ll be found safe and secure.

Hope he don't have the schlong covid . That would upset TFG.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

I’m of the belief that TRM and the real 95 are one and the same. They only show up together.

 

[Weezer]

I’m of the belief that TRM and the real 95 are one and the same. They only show up together.

They're Siamese twins. Don't be so insensitive.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

They're Siamese twins. Don't be so insensitive.

Inquiring minds like to know.

 

[Weezer]

Inquiring minds like to know.

It's also possible that 95 ate Ron in the womb.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

It's also possible that 95 ate Ron in the womb.

Covered in,,,,,,,. Even I can’t put it in print.

 

[joevol33]

TRM, is this an appropriate response? This fellar was one of those Facebook goobers that somehow responded to my wife's post. Allegedly, he's some major, and one of those"you're so awesome please send me a request" guys. So that was my reply

 

[GordonC]

WTF?

 

[joevol33]

WTF?

Gotta have fun

 

[GordonC]

Gotta have fun

Yeah, I get that, but that Waffle House has a jukebox?

 

[joevol33]

Yeah, I get that, but that Waffle House has a jukebox?

Used to, I miss them. Bunch of us went to one in Knoxville one night years ago, and played so many they unplugged it

 

[Weezer]

Used to, I miss them. Bunch of us went to one in Knoxville one night years ago, and played so many they unplugged it

Probably because you kept playing boy bands over and over and screaming like a little girl. Throwing your underwear at the jukebox was probably the last straw.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Yeah, I get that, but that Waffle House has a jukebox?

The upscale ones do.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Is it against club rules if we ask if TRM only answers a few questions in his ask him thread? Like the ask Soucie and TFG Tech questions threads? Could we not clean up the Zone and combine them all three into one?

 

[Volsome_Sauce]

Can we get a translator, TRM?

 

[508mikey]

Is it against club rules if we ask if TRM only answers a few questions in his ask him thread? Like the ask Soucie and TFG Tech questions threads? Could we not clean up the Zone and combine them all three into one?

Tincup dont answer in his either

 

[Weezer]

Is it against club rules if we ask if TRM only answers a few questions in his ask him thread? Like the ask Soucie and TFG Tech questions threads? Could we not clean up the Zone and combine them all three into one?

Ron Gets his own thread. It's in his contract. You can ask Freak to combine the others.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Can we get a translator, TRM?

How's this for an answer, kiss my azz, STFU and GTFO. Rude?

 

[Tri-CitiesVol]

@The Ron Mexico

Finally worked one of you SODA boys on AR-455. Hit them with a Go Vols on freq change and crickets.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

@The Ron Mexico

Finally worked one of you SODA boys on AR-455. Hit them with a Go Vols on freq change and crickets.

Crickets? I’ll have a talk with them.

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

Once and for all, IS eatin’ cheatin’? Yes or no? “Hell no” is acceptable.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Once and for all, IS eatin’ cheatin’? Yes or no? “Hell no” is acceptable.

I have bad news for some of the folks on this board. Eatin’ is cheatin’. That is with the understanding that there is an exception. The question you must ask yourself is, “Would the other she be ok with it?” I suspect the answer will be “NO” 99% of the time. And if she is ok with it, you have more problems.

 

[GordonC]

Once and for all, IS eatin’ cheatin’? Yes or no? “Hell no” is acceptable.

Is this your way of asking if you were with a dude bc of what happened after the penis candy convention?

I have no idea if that counts or not.

@BigOrangeMojo can provide guidance here.

 

[theFallGuy]

Ron has your mom made a fresh batch of cucumber sammiches today?

 

[hmanvolfan]

The cucumber sandwich thing is stale as hale.