Zone Drunk thread

[theFallGuy]

@theFallGuy, cheating tonight?

This is sitting on the counter. I blame my wife

 

[VolNExile]

Ok
Who is getting tipsy tonight?

Still not me.

 

[theFallGuy]

Maybe instead of dry January we'll call it slightly damp

 

[malinoisvol]

Lordy, I have loved some ladies
And I have loved Jim Beam

 

[NorCalVol67]

And they both tried to kill me in 1973

 

[PEPPERJAX]

Lordy, I have loved some ladies
And I have loved Jim Beam

Beam always does the trick.

 

[malinoisvol]

Son, how'd you get in this condition?

 

[PEPPERJAX]

Son, how'd you get in this condition?

Wild women and whiskey.

 

[GordonC]

This is sitting on the counter. I blame my wife
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Placemats need moppin
palm needs shavin
You a leftie?

 

[joevol33]

Placemats need moppin
palm needs shavin
You a leftie?

No politics back here! Don't matter how he votes

 

[Behr]

Son, how'd you get in this condition?

I said hey sawbones I'm just carrying on an old Family Tradition.

 

[82_VOL_83]

Drinking a fantastic 2005 Napa Cab.

Josh Vineyards Merlot

 

[82_VOL_83]

This is sitting on the counter. I blame my wife
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Looks to me like it's sitting in your hand instead of on the counter.

 

[NEVolFan]

I

I said hey sawbones I'm just carrying on an old Family Tradition.

I'm very proud of my Daddy's name....

 

[Behr]

I

I'm very proud of my Daddy's name....

Although his kind of music and mine ain't exactly the same.

* I am

 

[NEVolFan]

Stop and think it over... put yurself in my position...

 

[Behr]

When I get stoned and sing all night long it's a Family Tradition.

 

[malinoisvol]

Tell me Hank!
Why do ya drink?

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

To get drunk

 

[theFallGuy]

Why do u roll smoke

 

[NEVolFan]

Why must you live out the songs that you wrote?

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

TO GET LAID

 

[NEVolFan]

Tell me Hank!
Why do ya drink?

Oh-oh...

 

[malinoisvol]

Why do you roll smoke?

 

[Behr]

If I'm down in a honky tonk some Ole slicks trying give some friction I'll say leave me alone I'm singing all night long it's a Family tradition.