YOU'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED!

[Bennessee01]

Some additional, more universal ones.

"I think Bill Self is the cleanest coach in America."

"I'm glad my daughter picked Baylor over OU (Tennessee)"

"I wish our fans were as classy as Georgia fans."

What's the difference between an Okie and a POS?
The Red River.

 

[SugarCC]

Tom Brady is the GOAT.

 

[Mccage]

Me and Chaney were having breakfast this mourning going over the ransom note. Jim ordered then I ordered my usual biscuits and gravy wondering what the hell's a rice cake.

 

[MAD]

Just my opinion but I thought these were all winners.

ROLL TIDE

Brick by brick

Butch and I just cracked open a box of cigars.

I really love jorts and mullets.

I don't really care for football, I'm gonna watch the view instead.

I sure wish Bert would think up some other catch phrase than, “Bankrupt!”

The real UT is in Austin, Texas

Butch Jones needed more time

ESPN loves us!

I think instead if grilling ribeyes for the game I'll just eat tofu

Volnation is worse than Vandy's message board

 

[BDP!]

Bear was not a cheating drunk.

 

[Bennessee01]

Me and Chaney were having breakfast this mourning going over the ransom note. Jim ordered then I ordered my usual biscuits and gravy wondering what the hell's a rice cake.

IF, you and Chaney had breakfast together. You had Krispy Kremes, you can't fool ole Ben.

 

[VFL1953]

Smoked cheddar is over rated.

 

[ptcarter]

Just my opinion but I thought these were all winners.

Enjoyed this thread.. Thanks!

 

[kbear01]

You don't need good offensive and defensive linemen, to win, in the SEC. Peyton Manning was overrated.

 

[bullet20]

We need the Haslums to get more involved with coaching hires.

 

[Buddy’s Bandit]

andy is vandy and they are legit

 

[kbear01]

The Big Ten is better than the SEC.

 

[Remy]

Can someone send me one of those gator caps, you know the one that actually looks like a real gator to wear around?

 

[12 Monkeys]

I can't wait to watch Bama play Fla...



I am going to be sick..,

 

[kcvols1]

WHAT A TURN OF EVENTS!

 

[LeBleu]

So is any one concerned that Spring practice hasn't posted anything in here? I'm a little worried.

 

[Orange_Crush]

Tell the Tennessee Vols that I've been kidnapped by ___________________, who is holding me at __________________________.