YOU'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED!

[dduncan4163]

I really love jorts and mullets.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

I want Aaron Hernandez to mentor my son

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

I enjoy reading articles from John Adams

 

[coach12]

“You know I think football is the dumbest sport. Why do people even care so much?”

“This cheese grater makes a great loofa!”

 

[joevol33]

I don't really care for football, I'm gonna watch the view instead.

 

[GordonC]

Fahr Phil again! Nah just force him to resign.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

I don't really care for football, I'm gonna watch the view instead.

I think you could have said "Go Vols"

 

[joevol33]

I think you could have said "Go Vols"

Hush yo mouth!!

 

[Putbacks]

I sure wish Bert would think up some other catch phrase than, “Bankrupt!”

 

[johnsonbrewer]

Mark Richt has got this team

 

[TNfaninMS]

Rocky top sucks and Peyton Manning shouldn’t have even received votes for the Heisman....

 

[PhoenixAZVol]

Neyland would be very proud of our performance during the last decade.

 

[PhoenixAZVol]

D4H thinks Dobbs should retire immediately.

 

[PhoenixAZVol]

Peyton Manning was nothing but a system QB but Tom Brady can carry any team on his shoulders regardless of the coach or system.

 

[aaronvol]

Richt is in control.

 

[ptcarter]

I think "kidnapped by the scantily-clad Swedish bikini team...being raped without cessation" would ensure my quick rescue in a hostage swap.

Puts a new angle on the Stockholm syndrome. That’s in Sweden me thinks.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

The real UT is in Austin, Texas

 

[The Original Fade]

Bryce Brown and NuKeese Richardson are VFLs

 

[mitzustu]

I have been kidnapped by an Alabama fan and I am (enter exact location)

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

I love Butch's goal-line play calls

 

[BACKDOC]

Bar B Q sandwich Fulmer

 

[BowlBrother85]

ROLL TIDE

This ... except that anyone who knows me would probably just think my phone had been stolen.

 

[GoVols15]

I feel the Bern and Kiffin too!

 

[HollowaytoSeivers]

What's wrong with being Champions of Life?

 

[BigOrangeYankees]

YOU'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED!

You are able to send one sports related message that would alarm someone that you're in trouble.

What's your message?



Vandy looks to be the East favorite for the SEC Championship game this year.

This thread is hilarious! Best of the off season. Go Vols!