You Know You're Getting Old When...

[508mikey]

I remember 1968 all too well.

 

[Juanita]

On a lighter note, talked to Mom today. She said: I wish I could do what I used to when I could. You know you're getting old when you those words make sense.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Do guys and girls stay on the same sub?

They do now, I believe. During my time, they didn’t.

 

[hmanvolfan]

They do now, I believe. During my time, they didn’t.

Was the WAVES sub pink?

 

[rocytop2624]

They do now, I believe. During my time, they didn’t.

I wonder how many sleep together.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Was the WAVES sub pink?

They weren’t allowed on subs

 

[hmanvolfan]

They weren’t allowed on subs

Well, that’s not fair.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

I wonder how many sleep together.

They did a lot on ships. I don’t remember how many pregos showed up at my command, after being transferred off the ships.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Well, that’s not fair.

It was a very sexiest world back then, sexual harassment was only just getting a toe hold. It was mostly ‘wink wink, that didn’t really happen, did it’

 

[rocytop2624]

They did a lot on ships. I don’t remember how many pregos showed up at my command, after being transferred off the ships.

Did they get dishonorable discharge?

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Did they get dishonorable discharge?

No, not dishonorable

 

[Juanita]

Did they get dishonorable discharge?

Hope they got something else.

 

[Juanita]

You know you're getting old when you enjoy gossip more than talking to the person it's about. You know that if you talk to that person, it'll take forever for them to tell the story. You might drop dead first.

 

[Tin Man]

I know I’m getting old when speaking with young IT solutions architects about meeting the requirements of a project, I am forced to remind them that I myself coded a similar solution in Oracle 8 some 22 years ago. Surely, they can meet the reqs in an Azure-Snowflake environment.

 

[BigO95]

You know ur gettin old when you reach down to pull up ur socks and realize that you don't have any on.... Then you look around to see if there's anything else you can do while ur down there..

 

[Tin Man]

You know ur gettin old when you reach down to pull up ur socks and realize that you don't have any on.... Then you look around to see if there's anything else you can do while ur down there..

Trim your toenails!

 

[GVF]

This might win!!

 

[GVF]

When you just placed your cell phone on your desk after lunch and immediately went back to the car to get your phone...posting this for a friend...

 

[GVF]

You put these up in your shower and use them both.

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If you need both handles, you got one heck of a shower massage.

 

[GVF]

That happened to me at Walmart today, lol. It took me at least two minutes to get back up.

If I have to get on hte floor at walmart to look for something, Ima just do without.

 

[GVF]

Bigtime face plant.

But, you kept the shades on....just saying.

 

[GVF]

I am woman, hear me roar
In numbers too big to ignore
And I know too much to go back an' pretend
'Cause I've heard it all before
And I've been down there on the floor
No one's ever gonna keep me down again
Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to, I can do anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am woman
You can bend but never break me
'Cause it only serves to make me
More determined to achieve my final goal
And I come back even stronger
Not a novice any longer
'Cause you've deepened the conviction in my soul
Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to, I can do anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am woman
I am woman watch me grow
See me standing toe to toe
As I spread my lovin' arms across the land
But I'm still an embryo
With a long long way to go
Until I make my brother understand
Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to I can face anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am woman
Oh, I am woman
I am invincible
I am strong
I am woman
I am invincible
I am strong
I am woman

Well..SCOTUS nominee who shall remain without biology ruined that song.


OTOH, being old is knowing when Helen Reddy was thought of as a popular singer.

 

[GVF]

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Funny, I've thought the same thing about marriage...

 

[Weezer]

I don't want to be an attention whore but happy birthday to me! Another year around the sun.

It feels weird turning 28 today. Getting old amirite?

I'd like to thank my family for helping me navigate this epic journey.

I'd also like to thank all the little people like Joe and prolly someone else, for providing epic entertainment.

Special thanks to Behr for making this plate of BBQ sketti.

Tonight I will celebrate with Tay-Tay, Jessica Biel, and Jennifer Anniston.

You know you're getting old when you make a birthday thread for yourself and not only lie about your age, but also mention your 3 blow up dolls by name.

 

[GVF]

When:

You can remember The Six Flags in Atlanta grand opening, the bear that drank soda pop at the roadside souvenir shop just after leaving Pigeon Forge, Gold Rush Junction, and Well Fargo in Pigeon Forge where they use to milk the snakes.

Check, check, check and...check.