Would you rather

[golfballs]

Doggy with the doggy

Have a pig as a pet or no pet at all

Potbelly pig.

Be an insomniac or be a narcolep

 

[TinaMae]

Narcolepsy

Eat a live tarantula or a live earthworm

 

[golfballs]

Narcolepsy

Eat a live tarantula or a live earthworm

Worm, no doubt

Stutter when you talk or speak w a lisp

 

[DD4ME]

Stutter

Have to work till 85 at Walmart as a greeter or live on welfare

 

[golfballs]

Stutter

Have to work till 85 at Walmart as a greeter or live on welfare

Walmart

Be a pro gymnast or ice skater

 

[DD4ME]

Walmart

Be a pro gymnast or ice skater

Iron cross for the win

Drink only beer or only wine as your alcoholic beverage.

 

[TinaMae]

Only beer

Upon finishing a can of soup find a dead baby mouse or a human finger?

 

[DD4ME]

Mouse

Walk everywhere or ride a pink moped

 

[tri_vol]

Walk

Have your mom watch you have sex or give a business presentation naked to your entire office?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Easiest question yet...Naked presentation

gay sex or no sex

 

[DD4ME]

No sex - same as married

Rather change adult diapers or be in them

 

[tri_vol]

No sex - same as married

Rather change adult diapers or be in them

12 cases of beer football all day and wearing an adult diaper. Never miss a play

Be a bama fan or be lane kiffen?

 

[DD4ME]

Layla > double wide

Rain man or Forest Gump

 

[tri_vol]

Gump. More money & Jenny was worth the haids.

Jason Bourne or James Bond

 

[rockyvols]

Would you rather nick saban get run over by a rig or get tortured(removal of all body parts)

 

[rockyvols]

Would you rather nick saban get run over by a rig or get tortured(removal of all body parts)

.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Gump. More money & Jenny was worth the haids.

Jason Bourne or James Bond

Bond.

Would you rather make out with your father or Jerry Sandusky?

 

[Behr]

Neither.

Rather have option 1 or 2. I suggest 1.

 

[rockyvols]

Rather be friends with nerd or die?

 

[rockyvols]

Die

 

[farmersdaughter]

.

 

[tri_vol]

Rather be friends with nerd or die?

Nerds a good dude.

Road trip with Taz or Itch?

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Itch. Only way my miss kitty would be 100% safe.

Tim tebow or Brett Favre?

 

[TinaMae]

Tebow

Kobe or Lebron

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Lebron, better shoulders