Would you rather

[TinaMae]

Why u shake ur head at me Golf?

 

[golfballs]

/thread

 

[rockyvols]

I know!!! Whatcha been upto?

workin iz about it wbu?

 

[TinaMae]

Same...nuttin exciting happenin in Stinkin Creek.
So we don't disturbed the game...

Chew on a dirty toenail or lick a sweaty armpit

 

[golfballs]

toenail

live on the moon or eat mice everyday for breakfast

 

[DD4ME]

3 fried mice

Quit the zone or quit drinking caffeine?

 

[TinaMae]

Eat mice

Eat fish guts or live slugs

 

[golfballs]

3 fried mice

Quit the zone or quit drinking caffeine?

zone

 

[golfballs]

Eat mice

Eat fish guts or live slugs

guts

have grass growing on your head or smell like pig crap forever

 

[rockyvols]

guts

have grass growing on your head or smell like pig crap forever

Lol. Grass

Have earwax running outta your ear or green teeth

 

[TinaMae]

Ear wax


Have nose hair that is so long it covers your mouth or ear hair so long it touches your shoulders

 

[rockyvols]

Hair

Have 3 eyes or 1 eye

 

[rockyvols]

Hello

 

[TinaMae]

3 eyes

No nose or no ears

 

[Behr]

I've got 3 eyes.

 

[TinaMae]

Oh wow

 

[DD4ME]

No ears, I never listen anyway

Balls on your chin or labia for eye lids

 

[TinaMae]

Lulz!!
Labia for eyelids

3 balls or no balls

 

[Behr]

I've got three balls too.

Receive oral sex and no intercourse or the other way around?

 

[TinaMae]

Intercourse

Not speak or not see

 

[vols_fan_68]

Not speak

Drink a glass of spoiled buttermilk or eat a cock roach sammich

 

[TinaMae]

Spoiled buttermilk

Snort a tablespoon of salt or snort a bee

 

[MY3*VOLS]

salt...
Would you rather listen to newt or itch cry about their lives for 48 hours straight?

 

[Behr]

Itch!!!!

Rather have sex with an average looking woman that "satisfied" your every need, or an airbrushed hottie that never "delivered?"

 

[DD4ME]

Doggy with the doggy

Have a pig as a pet or no pet at all