Worst place you've ever puked

#51
#51
missourivol said:
In my days in the Marines. I left a bar drunk as anything with some chick. We were going at it and I puked all over her. I sent her home.
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Camp Lejeune, early-August 2006.

This was a Thursday night and I was wet-down after being promoted to Cpl.


Regardless, after about 6 hours of double-fisting it I went outside. Into the humidity. That was a bad idea. I ended up sitting off the back end of my buddies truck and letting loose. Apparently onto a CWO's feet. Luckily for me he didn't care and just washed his feet off with a spicket.


And, yes, I had to PT on Friday morning. That Friday was one of the worst days in my life as I also got blood striped.
 
#52
#52
Back in the service, I think I was 24 or something, we were off the coast of Bon Aire. Well after a long long night of binge drinking we came back to the ship and I laid down in, what I thought was my own rack. Well the ship was moving quite a bit and I blew chunks all up in that rack. After I realized it wasnt mine, I quickly left the scene. Probably one of the worst things I have ever done in my lifetime.
 
#54
#54
This summer I was at a get together with out my girlfriend(big mistake) and managed to take somewhere in the ball park range of 8-10 shots of jack in about hour and a half to 2 hours time. When I was picked up by my pissed off girlfriend I managed to puke all down the side of her vehicle. One of the funniest things I have ever saw is the puke stains running down the side of the vehicle while she was leaving my house.
 
#55
#55
Exit ramp on the interstate in the middle of Kentucky on the way home from my bachelor party in Cincinnati. I threw up about every 10 minutes for a couple of hours and with cars zipping by head, I had thoughts about crawling onto the interstate and ending things.
 
#56
#56
Coach Grizz said:
1. Down the side of my boss' wifes brand new car!!

2. Off the side of the Henley st. Bridge in Knoxville, damn near fell over.

3. Knoxville Marriott hotel room bathroom next to the tub where I pass out and lay till the next morning

4. In the bed of my truck
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5. AA is your friend.:)
 
#58
#58
I got drunk, decided to go hang out at this public pool down the road because we saw some hot chicks there, i ended up sticking my head through the fence and throwing up on cars that passed by below us, my head also got stuck between the bars of the fence. Lost a huge chunk of my ear when i finally pulled my head out. That was the last time i woke up in Birmingham.
 
#59
#59
also, my friends got me to smoke some flame after playing many many games of beer pong, i didnt think it would be strong at all, it tore up my whole world, i was sitting in the barn and "The Bad Touch" by The Bloodhound Gang was playing for some reason, and well, everything was pulsing to the beat of that damn song. All of a sudden i felt all the beer coming up, i ran outside trying not to throw up on everyone, as i hit the ground i couldnt stop throwing up. My body collapsed and i couldnt hold my head up so my face was on the ground, throwing up. My friends all run out lauging, i figured they were lauging at me throwing up. After gathering myself, it was mentioned to me that my face was laying in the spot where everyone was pissing. Worst night of my life. I was found sitting in the woods rubbing a tree.
 
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#60
BearCat204 said:
Back in the service, I think I was 24 or something, we were off the coast of Bon Aire. Well after a long long night of binge drinking we came back to the ship and I laid down in, what I thought was my own rack. Well the ship was moving quite a bit and I blew chunks all up in that rack. After I realized it wasnt mine, I quickly left the scene. Probably one of the worst things I have ever done in my lifetime.
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Just be glad it wasn't a hot rack.
 
#61
#61
This isn't the worst place, but definitely my worst experience puking. I was in middle school and I had braces. During the night I had to wear these little rubber bands that went from top to bottom several times, making it impossible to open my mouth more than about an inch. One night I woke up and knew I was gonna puke. I ran to the bathroom and puked with the bands still on my braces. All of the liquid went out of my mouth, but all the chunks stayed in because I couldn't open my mouth. This led to more puking and a struggle to get the damn rubber bands off of my braces. Worst. Night. Ever.
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#64
#64
utvol0427 said:
This isn't the worst place, but definitely my worst experience puking. I was in middle school and I had braces. During the night I had to wear these little rubber bands that went from top to bottom several times, making it impossible to open my mouth more than about an inch. One night I woke up and knew I was gonna puke. I ran to the bathroom and puked with the bands still on my braces. All of the liquid went out of my mouth, but all the chunks stayed in because I couldn't open my mouth. This led to more puking and a struggle to get the damn rubber bands off of my braces. Worst. Night. Ever.
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Many lulz!
 
#65
#65
BearCat204 said:
Back in the service, I think I was 24 or something, we were off the coast of Bon Aire. Well after a long long night of binge drinking we came back to the ship and I laid down in, what I thought was my own rack. Well the ship was moving quite a bit and I blew chunks all up in that rack. After I realized it wasnt mine, I quickly left the scene. Probably one of the worst things I have ever done in my lifetime.
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Hahaha. I got puked on at MTSU. I was hanging out my window toking a bowl, and a dude puked out a window above mine, (dorms) and some of it landed in my hair, and on the window seal. I went up to confront the dude who was then passed out by the time I found him, and he was a frail little Chinese guy and I didn't have the heart to get I'll with him. I stayed there and hung out a bit, and after the dude "came to" I talked to him and he seemed pretty cool. He apologized over, and over until it was annoying. I kinda miss my college years.
I know, cool story bro!
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#68
#68
Ron Mexico said:
Unfortunately this was someone else's room.
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Was it someone elses sweatshirt?

I thought flight crew members held their booze better than that. Careful or us crew chiefs will hold that title.
 
#69
#69
Me and a buddy of mine were in a taxi in Panama. Told driver to pull over he was going to be sick. Driver was in some thick traffic and couldnt. He said dont puke in my taxi. He was so drunk he couldnt roll the window down. Pulled his tshirt out and puked inside his shirt. Lmao
 
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