Wish is granted

#51
#51
Granted but you sleep all the time, turning you into a sleepwalker and you eventually wonder out in front of traffic where you are greeted by a dumptruck.

I wish that I was ruler of the world.
 
#52
#52
Granted, but there has been a pandemic and only Iceland is left.

I wish I could play one year as the quarterback for the Vols.
 
#53
#53
Granted but you'll only get to play 2 series at a time before the backup is rotated in.

I wish I had a gold mine.
 
#55
#55
Granted, but without the makeup, he looks like Danny Devito.

I wish it would rain.
 
#56
#56
Granted..but it is raining men.

I wish I knew some Carolina Panther chearleaders.
 
#57
#57
Originally posted by Lexvol@Nov 16, 2005 6:46 PM
Granted..but it is raining men.

I wish I knew some Carolina Panther chearleaders.
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Granted, you and USAF Vol market the "Carolina Cheerleader Sex Tape", make millions and retire early. donating a huge sum to the VASF. Earning a "say so" in the OC....Sadly, Lex votes for Peter Griffin and is banned from future meetings.

I wish we were all robots.
 

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#58
#58
Granted, but there is an acute shortage of 3-in-1 oil and WD-40.

I wish I could go to Australia and New Zealand
 
#59
#59
Granted but you get attacked by a deranged kangroo.

I wish I could go to DisneyWorld!
 
#63
#63
Granted but you have to wear a ND golden dome football helmet everywhere you go.

I wish we could win the SECCG.
 
#64
#64
Granted - but you stillhave declare a 13th natl championship for Bama

I wish we could step off the "wasting talent" bus

 
#65
#65
Granted but you have to vote for a complete assistnat coaches changeover.

I wish we could have three long TD passes in one game.
 
#66
#66
Granted but you get 3 fumbles at the goal line to go with em

I wish we could return a punt or a kickoff for a TD on Vandy
 
#67
#67
Granted but for every return Cutler throws for 2 TD's

I wish we would give Vandy the beatdown i know we can deliver
 
#68
#68
Granted but then KY cleans our clock

I wish I had a meat lover's pizza.
 
#69
#69
Granted - but the meats are Liver, Gizzard, Tongue, and Intestinal Sausage.

I wish I had my own money making machine
 
#70
#70
granted but it only prints $2 bills with picture of Clinton smokin a cigar

I wish I had a genie lamp
 
#71
#71
granted but it will only give you figurines of clinton smoking a cigar!!!!!

I wish I owned a fortune 500 company
 
#72
#72
granted but you get busted for insider trading and you have to spend 6 months with Martha Stewart

I wish I could type faster
 
#73
#73
granted, you type 75 words a minute but your 5'3''...blonde...female....36DD , and you think Dan4vols is a hot guy, LMAO

I wish for peace on earth, sorry
 
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