Wish is granted

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but you can only use them to make other people happy

I wish I was going to the West Virginia game

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but we lose cause Windy is there

I wish I had a bowl of cereal right now

 

[malinoisvol]

Granted, but you have to eat the entire box of bran flakes

I wish my dentist was a hot blonde.

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but his name is Ken


I wish the garbage would take itself out

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but it doesn't get picked up for 6 months

I wish @joevol33 would mow my yard for me

 

[malinoisvol]

Granted, but he's gonna do it naked while doing the Macarena.

I wish I had a swimming pool.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but there are 20 naked guys swimming in it right now

I wish I could go back to sleep

 

[superdave1984]

Granted but you have nightmares of UT hiring Butch back as head coach.

I wish I had a sammich

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, a knuckle sammich

I wish I could find something to watch on TV

 

[508mikey]

granted but its an informmercial for Extenze -- wish I had a bowl of spaghetti and meatballs right now

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but the meatballs are made of potted meat

I wish I didn't have to get up and get ready

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but it's because the queen had you fired


I wish I'd quit waking up real early, then falling back to sleep

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but it's because you started wetting the bed

I wish I had some french onion dip to go with these chips

 

[508mikey]

granted but you have to run the treadmill for an hour after work ---- wish I had a hot maid to clean

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but you can't be there when she's working

I wish it was Sunday

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but your favorite restaurant is closed


I wish I had my chili

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but mine is better

I wish I could find a bunch of lost inventory tonight

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but the queen gets all the credit


I wish I had a few more hours before work

 

[malinoisvol]

Granted, you're gonna need them to mow MBRO's lawn.

I wish i had French Benefits andPocket presents

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Granted, but they are now singing only folk music

I wish college football started this weekend

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but it's division 3

I wish SEC network showed more classic games

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Granted, but it's only Bama's games

I wish I could afford a newer truck

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but it doesn't run

I wish Hoosier would buy me a new car

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Granted, but it's my new truck that doesn't run thanks to you

I wish Miranda Lambert would remove the restraining order

 

[Tin Man]

Granted, but you're stuck in Tijuana and US border guards will not let you return to US soil.

I wish that I had an orange & white checkerboard mailbox