Where is Rod Wilks these days!

[GreveHaller]

Rod met Chuck Norris. The world eneded

 

[give_him 6]

Bill Brasky was tried to be the Rod Wilks of SNL

 

[jacobyvoln27]

Ladies and gentlemen, possibly the new ROD!!!!

 

[volfan51128]

Rod Wilks is somewhere doing pullups with no hands while entering a one legged ass kicking contest!

 

[TNnative]

We need a new Rod Wilks. That was fun while it lasted

Perhaps one of the transfer in players. Hell, why not all of the incoming players? Transfers, HS signees, basketball players who decide to go out for football ect ect ect. Do a few on all of them. Make em feel welcome.

Example: The day of Jeremiah's Crawford's arrival into Knoxville, there was a street fight taking place somewhere on Alcoa Highway. He stopped his car, and with a booming voice yelled, "Y'all cut that 5h1t out." The fighting parties took one look at him, trembled in fear, and by the time the police finally arrived, all volunteered for 1 year of anger management classes, because it was at some point demanded by Jeremiah Crawford.

 

[Tin Man]

Apparently, Rod is delivering and installing appliances. He is made calm and happy by each appearance of Tennessee orange. So, show your colors when expecting an appliance delivery, just in case Rod shows up. Or, risk Rod Wilks, Appliance Delivery Safety.

Am I right, @PEPPERJAX?

 

[WoodsmanVol]

Rod Wilks was so mean he made medicine sick.

 

[Arrested Devolopment]

My favorite:

• Rod Wilks refuses to play safety, because around Rod Wilks, no one is safe.

 

[UnkieVol]

Rod Wilks is allowed to talk about Fight Club

 

[BIG SEXY]

Saw Rod recently. He was hanging out with Honcho.

 

[BDP!]

I went to high school with Rod and will always remember before Smyrna’s first state championship victory, his cousin predicted Rod would take the opening kickoff to the house and sure enough he did. - True story but not of mythical proportions

He did return a kickoff for a touchdown in the 2006 state championship game but it wasn't the opening kickoff.

 

[Franklin_Vol09]

Carson Gentle should be the next guy. But he is a 24’ recruit

 

[PEPPERJAX]

Apparently, Rod is delivering and installing appliances. He is made calm and happy by each appearance of Tennessee orange. So, show your colors when expecting an appliance delivery, just in case Rod shows up. Or, risk Rod Wilks, Appliance Delivery Safety.

Am I right, @PEPPERJAX?

I concur Ole Tinny.

 

[fossilfiction]

Rod Wilkes. A legend off the field, so much better than the rest of the players out there that he wasn't allowed to play.

 

[Panthro]

Rod Wilks is wherever he wants to be.

 

[ttocswob]

We have Patrick Wilk on the roster now.

No "s"

There can be only one...

 

[Jax_Vol]

Apparently, Rod is delivering and installing appliances. He is made calm and happy by each appearance of Tennessee orange. So, show your colors when expecting an appliance delivery, just in case Rod shows up. Or, risk Rod Wilks, Appliance Delivery Safety.

Am I right, @PEPPERJAX?

When Rod Wilks stares at the microwave, it heats up...........unplugged

 

[clarencepeabody]

Rod Wilks bowls overhand

 

[JoeMiltonsAgent]

The John Wick saga is based on the autobiography of Rod Wilks.

Not a coincidence their names sound similar.

 

[barknoxbrawler]

Rod Wilks attacks sharks when he smells the bleed

 

[Jax_Vol]

Apparently, Rod is delivering and installing appliances. He is made calm and happy by each appearance of Tennessee orange. So, show your colors when expecting an appliance delivery, just in case Rod shows up. Or, risk Rod Wilks, Appliance Delivery Safety.

Am I right, @PEPPERJAX?

Rod Wilks does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.

 

[JCHateSteve]

In the Beginning there was nothing ... then Rod Wilks met nothing over the middle and told it to get a job.

 

[barknoxbrawler]

Rod Wilks invited rap music when his heart started beating

 

[Pickinhick]

What would happen if Wilkes and Bain were to meet in the ring?

 

[barknoxbrawler]

What would happen if Wilkes and Bain were to meet in the ring?

The ring would grow legs and run into the fires of Mordor out of fear.