Well Timmy, when a man loves a woman he docks his dinghy at her marina. After 9 beautiful months a little tug boat is born. The marina lets the dinghy help raise the tug boat out of infancy and then out of nowhere she decides she no longer loves the dinghy and pulls the man’s docking privileges. So she takes the tug boat along with the man’s dignity and all his money for 18 years. The woman now gets a lot of praise for being a powerful single mother while the man is labeled a deadbeat father who only gets to see his tug boat every other weekend, even though it wasn’t his choice. This is called getting screwed over and is a great reminder to always put a tarp over your dinghy while docking at the marina.