What would you do if.....

#51
#51
Originally posted by tidwell@Nov 14, 2005 4:32 PM
I'd ask for the answer key to my upcoming Biology final.

WWYDI you never found your "soul mate?"
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There's no such thing as a soul mate.

WWYDI your wife cheated on you with your girlfriend?
 
#52
#52
Give them both a spanking...

WWYDI everything in the world was either black or white....no color?
 
#53
#53
I'd get rid of all my colored camera film.

WWYDI you found out Casey Clausen had one more year of eligibility left?
 
#54
#54
Join a monestary so the TV would not tempt me.

WWYDI OWB was the President?
 
#55
#55
lock up the women and the liquor until his 4 yrs was up

WWYDI a ninja in Orange jumpsuit showed up at your front door?
 
#56
#56
Lock up the men and the liquor until the cat leaves.

WWYDI Elvis was walking down your street?
 
#58
#58
Buy a bunch of beanie weanies and kersone.

WWYDI your significant other had and exclusive diet of beanie weanies?
 
#59
#59
I don't know. I'll ask my wife.


WWYDI the only station your TV picked up was Lifetime?
 
#62
#62
Finally be happy about the weather.

WWYDI a UFO landed on your front lawn?
 
#64
#64
Watch the Vols play at the local stadium the day after Century High School...

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Yeah, we've got HS games that can fill up those stands. B)

WWYDI if UTK was primarily a basketball school instead of football?
 
#66
#66
Build a huge Lysol tanker with a button you could press anytime to sanitize the city.

What would you do if you could move things with your mind?
 
#68
#68
I would feel nice...but not toward the opposition.

WWYDI...we could play football yeararound?
 
#69
#69
Have something to do on the weekends in the spring.....

WWYDI if your bird had the bird flu?
 
#71
#71
Originally posted by surrealvol@Dec 7, 2005 12:13 AM
Take it to the bird doctor.

WWYDI up was down and down was up?
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Put a mirror in the sky to look down a skirt

WWYDI if UT didn't wear Orange?
 
#73
#73
Cry - maybe shoot myself - get a psych eval on the country????


WWYDI you were made the commisioner of the SEC?
 
#75
#75
Give the razorbacks a big :thefinger:

wwydi spurrier became the HC at TN?
 
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