What would you do if.....

#26
#26
Originally posted by Orangewhiteblood@Nov 13, 2005 12:55 AM
Kick GaVol's butt with my hands......

WWYDI freak shut down VolNation?
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Get my housework done.

WWYDI the internet ceased to exist?
 
#27
#27
Start going back to the porneaux shop....... I kid the VolNation.... :biggrin2:


WWYDI you had to move to France??
 
#28
#28
Never. I love East Tennessee. God's Country.

WWYDI You had free tickets to Vandy at Oregon State w/ Ashlee Simpson singing the National Anthem and Manson singing at halftime?
 
#30
#30
:( I'd just listen with my face in my hands.


WWYDI You woke up one morning and you realized reality is what 10 years ago was and your past memories of 10 years was just a dream that didnt happen?
 
#31
#31
beat the crap out of my shrink

WWYDI you walked into work Monday morning and realized that you forgot your pants?
 
#32
#32
I would knit some britches out of my back hair.

WWYDI your back was that hairy?
 
#33
#33
Originally posted by Lexvol@Nov 13, 2005 3:57 PM
I would knit some britches out of my back hair.

WWYDI your back was that hairy?
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Get laser electrolysis.

WWYDI the University of Tennessee did away with athletics altogether?
 
#34
#34
I would throw up and then go have affairs with the administrations' wives.

WWYDI Jmxvol became AD?
 
#35
#35
Originally posted by Jmxvol@Nov 13, 2005 7:50 PM
I would throw up and then go have affairs with the administrations' wives.

WWYDI Jmxvol became AD?
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Start www.firejmxvol.com

WWYDI Fulmer quit his job today to live on the beach?

J/K JMX. Nothing bad meant by it.
 
#36
#36
I'd be pretty indifferent.

WWYDI the ol ball coach, Steve Spurrier, decided to come home and coach the Vols?
 
#40
#40
what we always do, support our fellow volnationers with posts and throw in kindly jabs :blush2:


WWYDI Al Wilson retired from the Broncos to come home to coordinate the Vols defense, bringing with him Bill Bates to run special teams, and also Norm Chow took over the offense with Coach Cutcliffe managing QB's?
 
#41
#41
Pray that I never wake up.

WWYDI football as we know it, only existed in some sort of Matrix world?
 
#42
#42
buy myself a black trenchcoat and dark glasses and play WR for UT (dodging tacklers in slow motion and strecthing waaay out the make plays out all the poorly thrown balls we've seen this season)

WWYD to get a Clondike bar?
 
#43
#43
get the Commodore mascot in a headlock and make him wear a coonskin cap.

WWYDI you suddenly had the powers of Superman?
 
#44
#44
try to go one on one with Chuck Norris

WWYDI.....tomorrow all the things are gone you worked for all your life, and you had to start again, with just your children and your wife?
 
#45
#45
Be proud to be an American and do the "American" thing... file bankruptcy and start over

WWYDI if your plane crashed on an island in the middle of nowhere?
 
#46
#46
I would make sure that 40 others survived the crash from 30,000 feet as well. Complete with a doctor, hunter, hot chick, and a fat guy that doesn't lose weight after 46 days.

WWYDI....if someone offered you 10,000 dollars if you didn't pee for 4 days. You had to eat and drink normal though...
 
#48
#48
Sit back and watch Lou do the biggest flip flop routine since the last election

WWYDI If your angel apperaed and said you can ask 1 question about anything you ever wanted to know.
 
#49
#49
I'd ask for the answer key to my upcoming Biology final.

WWYDI you never found your "soul mate?"
 
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