What's your favorite sammich, pard?
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Sorry for the delay, pard, I was out makin' a sandwich.
I am not even all that certain I would be able to select just one favorite, pard. Alas, if I had to select just one, it would likely have to be a Norwegian Bloodstopper on a butter toasted 24" French roll.
First, you smear about a stick of butter all over the inside of the roll and toast it golden brown. Then you add the cheesesteak meat with peppers, onions, mushrooms. Slap on three or four hamburger patties and 8-10 tablespoons of cheezewhiz. Next, it's time to pull the porterhouse off of the grill to add it on top of the whiz, I like mine rare. At this point, I usually add about a half can or so of Pringles, dill pickle flavor. On top of those, put two cottage cheese-filled Cornish game hens. If you have any yak loin on hand, now would be the time to saute about two pounds of that in a large frying pan, and put that on top of the hens. If you don't have any yak meat lyin' 'round, any kind of Central Asian bovine meat will probably do just fine. At this point, go out and catch yourself a shovelnosed guitarfish and slit him right up the belly. Inside, you can stuff any kind of various snackfood you enjoy. I usually go with a gross of dehydrated pheasant vaginas and fertilized robin eggs. Bake the guitarfish at about 225 (low and slow) for about 5-6 hours or until the inside is measurin' 'round 185 degrees F. Throw the ol' shovelnosed guitarfish on top. Next, I like to add about a jar of pickles, don't worry about takin' them out of the jar, just throw the jar up on there. After that, I add 2-3 pounds of either hamachi or toro sashimi before I throw on a few old hand towels from the shop. Now, you want to take some old bailin' wire and wrap the whole sandwich up so it'll stay together in the deep fryer. After fried, you want to remove the bailin' wire and sprinkle on some Ajax household cleaner and smother the whole mess in some candle wax (whatever scent you like). Next, go rent yourself a movin' truck and crash it into a parked Toyota Prius (make sure there is nobody in the Prius at the time), leave behind double the price of the car and the movin' truck for the owners. Throw the Prius on top of the 'wich. Season to taste. Serve warm.