What! how can you hate the stretch play! I'm about to finish a bottle of Knob Creek, because I know of no other way to deal with such a statement!
The stretch is one of the largest parts of Oregon and Urban Myer's offenses. A lot of pro, college, and HS teams are getting rid of the inside zone play, because stretch is so much easier to teach and execute. The stretch play is the entire reason why I love zone running plays.
The stretch play is what made Peyton Manning s entire offense work in Indy.