Vol girl fans thread

[joevol33]

I love etsy! There will always be scammers everywhere, so just pay attention to reviews of each seller. I've had great experiences for the most part.

Thanks, I'm gonna try it!

 

[joevol33]

Okay girls, Tiffany keeps asking if she can come back to our room tonight. Still fever free and misses me, can't blame her. I told her I've got used to my king sized bed, having it all to myself, so we'd have to work out a deal. Is that bad?

 

[VolNExile]

Okay girls, Tiffany keeps asking if she can come back to our room tonight. Still fever free and misses me, can't blame her. I told her I've got used to my king sized bed, having it all to myself, so we'd have to work out a deal. Is that bad?

I ain’t touchin’ this one. Nope, nope, nope.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Okay girls, Tiffany keeps asking if she can come back to our room tonight. Still fever free and misses me, can't blame her. I told her I've got used to my king sized bed, having it all to myself, so we'd have to work out a deal. Is that bad?

Normally I would ask you to show Tiffany my reply, but I’ll spare her. She’s a saint of a woman, wife and mother, but I’d like to either smack you or punch you upside your head. You need to crawl on your knees, begging her to sleep in the king size bed and hope she feels generous enough for you to sleep on the floor beside it. (Too much?)

 

[joevol33]

I ain’t touchin’ this one. Nope, nope, nope.

I gotta act crazy, or I'd go crazy

 

[NorCalVol67]

I ain’t touchin’ this one. Nope, nope, nope.

I will.

Joe is an idiot.

 

[vollygirl]

I ain’t touchin’ this one. Nope, nope, nope.

He ain't touchin it either if she sees this.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

I ain’t touchin’ this one. Nope, nope, nope.

I didn’t touch it, but ....

 

[joevol33]

Normally I would ask you to show Tiffany my reply, but I’ll spare her. She’s a saint of a woman, wife and mother, but I’d like to either smack you or punch you upside your head. You need to crawl on your knees, begging her to sleep in the king size bed and hope she feels generous enough for you to sleep on the floor beside it. (Too much?)

Pretty much what I figured you'd say

 

[joevol33]

He ain't touchin it either if she sees this.

Awesome

 

[VolNExile]

Yeah, Joe, you need to give her the real bed and go sleep in the twin with the frilly bedspread!

 

[NorCalVol67]

He ain't touchin it either if she sees this.

I laughed out loud.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Pretty much what I figured you'd say

I’m consistent

 

[joevol33]

Well, I let her read all this, and she hit me in the head with her pen. I hope you all are happy

 

[NorCalVol67]

Well, I let her read all this, and she hit me in the head with her pen. I hope you all are happy

She should have stabbed you with it.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Well, I let her read all this, and she hit me in the head with her pen. I hope you all are happy

Only if it left a bruise

 

[joevol33]

She should have stabbed you with it.

I actually have been stabbed in the head with a pen during a fight

 

[malinoisvol]

Owweee

 

[joevol33]

okay girls, being serious, this is the one thing Tiffany actually has been wanting. Also, it's exactly the one I found on etsy, but we have a local office supply/Christian bookstore that I've never been in. I figured I'd try it since it's like 5 minutes away, and they had it! I'll get her something else, but I'm happy because she's been wanting one of these! Also, the lady who runs it said she was surprised I was shopping so early being a guy.

 

[joevol33]

oh snap


* I love you girls

 

[VolNExile]

View attachment 330607oh snap


* I love you girls

We are dealing with Male Pattern Deafness.

Turning up the volume is the obvious initial step.

 

[joevol33]

We are dealing with Male Pattern Deafness.

Turning up the volume is the obvious initial step.

MPD is real, and I suffer from it. Just ask my wife!

 

[joevol33]

Love you girls

 

[volwindy]

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Love you girls

I'm not laughing

 

[Orangeredblooded]

I'm not laughing

Just go with it, he thinks he’s the insider on us gals, but in reality he’s the little brother we like to pick on.

 

[joevol33]

Just go with it, he thinks he’s the insider on us gals, but in reality he’s the little brother we like to pick on.

Ah bite me!