UT Shouldn't have Fired Dooley!

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Elvis68Vol said:
As the poet once wrote, "distance makes the heart grow fonder" and as the clouds of judgment gather, I want to be the first to start blaming UT for firing CDD.

While this thread may be "too soon" for many UT fans, I have witnessed the murky memories bestowed on former UT HCs by VN posters and I just want to be able to remind everyone, years down the road, that I was the first to point out that UT screwed up by firing the great Derrick Dooley.

This may sound completely crazy now but, in time, when others begin reminiscing the good ole days of the "Emaculate Interception" when Eric Gordon intercepted then-unranked Vanderbilt to pull out a win in OT, just remember who said it first.

And who will ever be able to hold back the tears of pride after Dooley's 2012 Vols bravely gave up 721 total yards to Sun Belt Conference powerhouse Troy in the impressive 7 point win in Knoxville.

These and other memories of a legendary coach, robbed of immortality by greedy school administrators and clueless fans, will one day come to haunt the University of Tennessee and the proud tradition of the orange painted dog.

And I will be there when Freak has to merge all the "UT Shouldn't Have Fired Dooley" threads. Just to say "I told you so".

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Wow, just wow.Historical losses. You wanna keep him.
 
#33
#33
Somebody hit the crack pipe this morning or slept in their meth trailer last night!
 
#34
#34
You guys all just went full retard in this thread... "Sarcasm (n.) - A form of wit that is marked by the use of sarcastic language and is intended to make its victim the butt of contempt or ridicule."
 
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#35
If you can't tell that the OP is joking, then..wow I feel sorry for you. Nice try OP but this is a dense crowd.
 
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TMvol10 said:
If you can't tell that the OP is joking, then..wow I feel sorry for you. Nice try OP but this is a dense crowd.
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Just trying to have a little fun to fill the void between NSD and the Orange & White game....guess I learned my lesson. :crazy:
 
#41
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Elvis68Vol said:
As the poet once wrote, "distance makes the heart grow fonder" and as the clouds of judgment gather, I want to be the first to start blaming UT for firing CDD.

While this thread may be "too soon" for many UT fans, I have witnessed the murky memories bestowed on former UT HCs by VN posters and I just want to be able to remind everyone, years down the road, that I was the first to point out that UT screwed up by firing the great Derrick Dooley.

This may sound completely crazy now but, in time, when others begin reminiscing the good ole days of the "Emaculate Interception" when Eric Gordon intercepted then-unranked Vanderbilt to pull out a win in OT, just remember who said it first.

And who will ever be able to hold back the tears of pride after Dooley's 2012 Vols bravely gave up 721 total yards to Sun Belt Conference powerhouse Troy in the impressive 7 point win in Knoxville.

These and other memories of a legendary coach, robbed of immortality by greedy school administrators and clueless fans, will one day come to haunt the University of Tennessee and the proud tradition of the orange painted dog.

And I will be there when Freak has to merge all the "UT Shouldn't Have Fired Dooley" threads. Just to say "I told you so".

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oh lawd
 
#42
#42
Elvis68Vol said:
I was testing to see if anyone actually reads past the thread title. Apparently, few do. :p
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lol, great OP and even better seeing the over the top reactions of everyone who didn't bother to read, or, more likely, read it and thought you were serious. Well done.
 
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#47
We obviously don't have the brightest fans in the world. Or they only read the title and first couple of sentences.
 
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