Useful tips and help thread

[Orangeslice13]

Very helpful though!

Truff

 

[joeydupree]

You sure are a dumb fawker. No wonder you spent so much time in prison.

You won't say it to my face.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

You won't say it to my face.

Hahahahahahaha!!! You dont know me boy. Why don't you put down your phone and go feed your army of bastard children.

 

[SergeantVol]

Nerd bringing the pain!

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Just got F'n reaal!

 

[ego]

oh my word.

 

[joeydupree]

Hahahahahahaha!!! You dont know me boy. Why don't you put down your phone and go feed your army of bastard children.

Reported.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Reported.

It's good that you have reported yourself to child services.

 

[joeydupree]

Pros and cons of jail breaking iPhone.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Pros and cons of jail breaking iPhone.

Last time I did it sheet ran janky, crashing and what not.

Also apple eventually included the features I broke it for.

 

[joeydupree]

What's some cool stuff you like that I prolly don't know about?

Cool apps and features? And is it possible to completely turn off voice command?

 

[Nerd-Vol]

What's some cool stuff you like that I prolly don't know about?

Cool apps and features? And is it possible to completely turn off voice command?

Free apps.

I used it to tether and make a wifi hotspot.

 

[DD4ME]

I scruffed my Wang in the sand in the surf? What's a good topical ointment?

 

[MY3*VOLS]

poor everclear down it and have a young college girl to catch the runoff.
#onlyremedyurwifewillunderstand

 

[DD4ME]

poor everclear down it and have a young college girl to catch the runoff.
#onlyremedyurwifewillunderstand

I likes the way you thank. Wife offered to mouth to mouth it but I like this better

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Hahahahahahaha!!! You dont know me boy. Why don't you put down your phone and go feed your army of bastard children.

Boom.

 

[joeydupree]

Not really.

Ron, kindly gtfo...

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Not really.

Ron, kindly gtfo...

Your level of butt hurtedness is beyond the allowable limit in The Endzone. Please correct or exit.

 

[joeydupree]

Ghey post. Do better...

 

[joeydupree]

How can you tell whether or not you have hemorrhoids without seeing a doctor?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Wtf, brah!

 

[joeydupree]

Help or gtfo

 

[Orangeslice13]

How can you tell whether or not you have hemorrhoids without seeing a doctor?

Itching and ****in blood.

 

[joeydupree]

Itching?! Wtf!

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

External ones you would notice easy. Internal ones you would experience uncomfortable pressure, itching, blood stranding in your stools, ribbon shaped stools.