Useful tips and help thread

[theFallGuy]

Tip:

if you scratch your penis soak it in jergens

 

[tri_vol]

Exactly. And "hold me" doesn't mean hold my boobs

What else is there to hold?

 

[tri_vol]

If your wife goes to bed naked it doesn't always mean you're having sex.

Tell her being awake during sex is completely optional.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Tell her being awake during sex is completely optional.

I know right

 

[joeydupree]

What's the easiest way to get in shape without working out, eating right, or cutting back on alcohol?

 

[joeydupree]

Or spending money?

 

[Orangeslice13]

Or spending money?

My phone is dbl quoting, how do I make it stop


Edit : great when I ask for help it quits

 

[joeydupree]

Is there a way to totally deactivate voice command on iPhone 4s?

I deactivated Siri, but voice command still comes on when the home button is held.

Been pocket dialing...

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Settings – General – Accessibility -Speak Selection



Now stfu!

 

[joeydupree]

No. dum azz...

Does not do it.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Try hitting the home button 3x

 

[joeydupree]

No.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

You're F'd then! Gead!

 

[joeydupree]

Fu Dr. Grey

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Umadbrah?

 

[joeydupree]

I be mad when I pocket dial ppl.

What if I'm talkin ish about the person my phone calls??

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Home tattoo removal, heat up a knife blade, problem solved

 

[joeydupree]

I forgot how to link videos.

[youtube] link [\youtube] ???

Or is it / ???

 

[tri_vol]

/

 

[joeydupree]

thanks

 

[tri_vol]

No problem

 

[joeydupree]

If i can't get it to work Imma whoop dat azz, or if I forget again...

 

[Nerd-Vol]

You sure are a dumb fawker. No wonder you spent so much time in prison.

 

[Orangeslice13]

You sure are a dumb fawker. No wonder you spent so much time in prison.

That's not something normal people say

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Very helpful though!