Unethical recruiting thread

[rockyvols]

I just want give a fawk

 

[joeydupree]

You can impregnate opposing coaches wives to distract them too

Just wives? No mistresses?

 

[Aavoxx]

Just wives? No mistresses?

Wives, mistresses, and of age daughters, imo.

 

[joeydupree]

Awesome.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Ron will give them terrible life advice like that they should sign with UT while Dooley is still the head coach...

 

[DD4ME]

Ron will give them terrible life advice like that they should sign with UT while Dooley is still the head coach...

Exactly and provide horoscopes and palm readings to their gran-mama's which lead them here.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Allsome thread, DD!

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Tex will hand them pieces of paper with the word 'lulz' on them.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Can't have enough Lulz!!!

 

[DjCrenshaw]

Hookers and blow....

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Hookers and blow....

/Thread.........IMO

 

[DD4ME]

Allsome thread, DD!

Thanks beau - we also need you to round up slutty nurses for a program we are calling whizz for jizZ

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

No problemo!

 

[rockyvols]

No problemo!

Your ol ladies friend nurses hawt??

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

There is plenty for everyone!

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Mmmmmmmmmm.... Nurses.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Oh yeah!

 

[Spartacavolus]

I'll buy jerseys and paraphenalia for florida, hand over cash money to about 25 of their players, you take the pics and I'll take the fall. May even do some time for it if I have to. I know Joey'd hook me up and I'd be skwurr

 

[DD4ME]

Heart said she'd let recruits piihb

That's takin one for da team

 

[Weezer]

Maybe 11 can hook 'em up with some free Krystals. I'll help them learn how not to smoke dope during football season. In the offseason, OS will probably need to pee in a cup for them.

 

[Weezer]

And Kat can get us some intel on how Cal gets away with it.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Heart said she'd let recruits piihb

That's takin one for da team

Heart gonna heart....

 

[DD4ME]

And Kat can get us some intel on how Cal gets away with it.

And some lortabs for recovery when peeps get hurt

 

[joeydupree]

Maybe 11 can hook 'em up with some free Krystals. I'll help them learn how not to smoke dope during football season. In the offseason, OS will probably need to pee in a cup for them.

No doubt. I'd hold u down bruh...
Keep ur books skrait

 

[joeydupree]

Meant to quote Sparty.


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