Unethical recruiting thread

#57
#57
I'll offer my pog collection to the top instate recruit for his services on the field.
 
#58
#58
as long as you are smart enough that they cannot catch you until 5 years after you win the National Championship, then you will have a full recruiting class built from that championship!!!

Then hide the trophy, dont let them snatch it from you.

Legen-Dary.
 
#59
#59
I don't think illegally paying players under the table is unethical. So what am I supposed to talk about in here?

I guess it would be unethical to steal them away from their parents, and chain them up in the recruiting facilities until game day. #noracist
 
#60
#60
GatorBill said:
as long as you are smart enough that they cannot catch you until 5 years after you win the National Championship, then you will have a full recruiting class built from that championship!!!

Then hide the trophy, dont let them snatch it from you.

Legen-Dary.
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Worked for Auburn... They should have a top 5 team in the next year or two. I'm certain.
 
#62
#62
Thrasher865 said:
I don't think illegally paying players under the table is unethical. So what am I supposed to talk about in here?

I guess it would be unethical to steal them away from their parents, and chain them up in the recruiting facilities until game day. #noracist
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I see something to work with here. All boys born in TN will be relocated at the age of four to a special football camp. Steroids and intense training. Those with no talent shall be eliminated and those who succeed will be selectively bred with females of TN heritage. The Hitler approach to football. I think it can work.
 
#63
#63
Weezer said:
I see something to work with here. All boys born in TN will be relocated at the age of four to a special football camp. Steroids and intense training. Those with no talent shall be eliminated and those who succeed will be selectively bred with females of TN heritage. The Hitler approach to football. I think it can work.
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Whole nother level
 
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#64
#64
DD4ME said:
Whole nother level
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Too far? I thought the idea was to win at all costs? We're going to create the Tennessee master race. Our dynasty shall last 1000 years. The plan has already started. Why do you think Haslam is governor? Heil Haslam!
 
#67
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Weezer said:
Too far? I thought the idea was to win at all costs? We're going to create the Tennessee master race. Our dynasty shall last 1000 years. The plan has already started. Why do you think Haslam is governor? Heil Haslam!
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Final solution.
 
#70
#70
Unlike Hitler, we do not see minorities as inferiors. As long as you have the talent, you're golden. And for those with no talent, there's always towel boys, waterboys, equipment managers, and tackling dummies. Or other sports. Any of that sweeten the pot enough for you to join in the new crusade? HH! And Sly, we'll make you admiral of the Vol navy. C'mon, you know you want it!
 
#73
#73
Weezer said:
Unlike Hitler, we do not see minorities as inferiors. As long as you have the talent, you're golden. And for those with no talent, there's always towel boys, waterboys, equipment managers, and tackling dummies. Or other sports. Any of that sweeten the pot enough for you to join in the new crusade? HH! And Sly, we'll make you admiral of the Vol navy. C'mon, you know you want it!
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Will there be death camps?
 
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