Tiffany's Thread (updates and prayers, and a place where she can smack Joe in public when he needs it :)

[joevol33]

You're not flying are you?

Yep, just got to the airport

 

[volfanbill]

Yep, just got to the airport

Yikes.

 

[NorCalVol67]

Yikes.

I tried telling him, do not fly west on a Sunday.

 

[joevol33]

I tried telling him, do not fly west on a Sunday.

Still trying to convince her to drive

 

[volfanbill]

Still trying to convince her to drive

Hopefully you’re sitting on the left side of the plane

 

[VolNExile]

Still trying to convince her to drive

Yes indeedy, 3 1/2 days on I-40; can’t beat that!

 

[volfanbill]

Yes indeedy, 3 1/2 days on I-40; can’t beat that!

Lot safer than flying west today

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Lot safer than flying west today

They captured most of the bears that tried to sneak onto flights this mroning....

 

[volfanbill]

They captured most of the bears that tried to sneak onto flights this mroning....

But what about the missiles?

 

[joevol33]

It's all good, we already saw a miracle at the TSA checkpoint! Lady was in a wheelchair, heard her telling another she couldn't walk. Soon as we got through, her and her friend ditched the wheelchair, and she was fine! I'm sure it was miraculous, and not trying to avoid the longer line


*I completely understand, like Tiffany, some can walk, but the airport is too much. I'm positive that's not what this was

 

[joevol33]

But what about the missiles?

Not worried about missles, just bears

 

[volfanbill]

Not worried about missles, just bears

Joe, bears are firing the missiles

 

[joevol33]

Joe, bears are firing the missiles

Crap!

 

[volfanbill]

Crap!

They fire into the left side of the plane and eat the survivors from the right side

 

[joevol33]

Not sure eating Varsity at the airport with my stomach in knots was a good idea

 

[NorCalVol67]

Not sure eating Varsity at the airport with my stomach in knots was a good idea

You do realize the lavatories on planes are closed on Sundays for cleaning right?

 

[joevol33]

You do realize the lavatories on planes are closed on Sundays for cleaning right?

Worse case, they'll land fir bomb threat

 

[joevol33]

We get to experience our 1st screaming baby flight! It's right behind us

 

[Behr]

We get to experience our 1st screaming baby flight! It's right behind us

Hope you have a safe trip. You should be fine unless you crash.

 

[NorCalVol67]

We get to experience our 1st screaming baby flight! It's right behind us

Uh oh, babies know what’s up.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Not sure eating extremely overrated Varsity at the airport before being mauled by a bear was the best idea

Fyp

 

[Behr]

I've never eaten the Varsity food but Joe likes it. I guess it's none of my bidness you chit all over it before you scare the chit out of him.

 

[NorCalVol67]

Love Varsity.

 

[Behr]

It's extremely overrated.

 

[VolNExile]

It's extremely overrated.