Three man bathroom stall setup

#102
#102
the people at my local rite aid effing hate me. they know what im there for when i come in. its the cleanest bathrooms in town when im running around
 
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#104
#104
CopperHead_Vol said:
Reading this thread reminded me of something that happened a few years back. I was at work one afternoon sitting in the luxury (handicapped) stall. There were a couple of other guys in the bathroom at the time. I heard both the outer and inner restroom doors slam open and quick footsteps trotting in and hurriedly going into the first stall. This sound was accompanied by random groans, moans and mumbled cussing.

The next thing I hear is this poor guy bumping around in the stall and the sounds of him trying to drop his pants and get situated in a hurry. Well right after that, I hear a loud groan and what can only be described as EPIC repeated bowel noises, grunting, cussing, splashing, mumbled praying and then dead silence.

Well, anyone that knows me would understand that at this point I had to say something. So I wait about 5 seconds and come out with something like, “dang man, you OK over there? This poor guy responded weakly with, “Hell no, I haven’t even got my damn pants all the way down yet”. The guy standing at the urinal lost it and broke into laughter, and then all 3 of us started cracking up….
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Oh man. I'm still laughing.
 
#106
#106
2 terrible situations I have been in:

#1 - Applebee's. Saturday night. 3/4 in to an emergency poop. Realize I'm in the women's bathroom. I can't begin to express the feeling I got when I finally decided to bolt from the stall and out the door.


#2 - Having an attack of the bubble guts after way too much beer and ribs.....in Thompson Boling......at a George Strait concert. No beuno.
 
#107
#107
home depot 1st stall, place ass gasket and sit down.
A couple of seconds later I hear the door open and a lady's voice.

Lady: Billy, You in there?

Billy: yup. (sounds about 12 years old)

Lady: what are you doing?

billy: Taking a crap!

Door shuts. Less than 1 min later door reopens.

Lady: Whats taking so long?

Billy: Calm down mom I'm almost done and the wiping should be quick.

Door shuts again. Toilet flushes a few stalls down and door reopens.

Lady: Billy wha......

Billy: for the love of God mom, do you want me to wash my hands!?!? I will be out in a min.

Door shuts.

Billy: WOMEN!?!

Me: Hahahah

Billy: What are you laughing at?!?!

I did not say a word. I figure poor Billy has enough to deal with already.
 
#108
#108
orangeslice13 said:
home depot 1st stall, place ass gasket and sit down.
A couple of seconds later I hear the door open and a lady's voice.

Lady: Billy, You in there?

Billy: yup. (sounds about 12 years old)

Lady: what are you doing?

billy: Taking a crap!

Door shuts. Less than 1 min later door reopens.

Lady: Whats taking so long?

Billy: Calm down mom I'm almost done and the wiping should be quick.

Door shuts again. Toilet flushes a few stalls down and door reopens.

Lady: Billy wha......

Billy: for the love of God mom, do you want me to wash my hands!?!? I will be out in a min.

Door shuts.

Billy: WOMEN!?!

Me: Hahahah

Billy: What are you laughing at?!?!

I did not say a word. I figure poor Billy has enough to deal with already.
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Why were you in the mens bathroom?
 
#122
#122
If I'm going in public I usually don't have time to put down the ass gasket. I'm usually trying to figure out how I can unclench my cheeks long enough to get my pants down.
 
#125
#125
I spit out coffee laughing
CopperHead_Vol said:
Reading this thread reminded me of something that happened a few years back. I was at work one afternoon sitting in the luxury (handicapped) stall. There were a couple of other guys in the bathroom at the time. I heard both the outer and inner restroom doors slam open and quick footsteps trotting in and hurriedly going into the first stall. This sound was accompanied by random groans, moans and mumbled cussing.

The next thing I hear is this poor guy bumping around in the stall and the sounds of him trying to drop his pants and get situated in a hurry. Well right after that, I hear a loud groan and what can only be described as EPIC repeated bowel noises, grunting, cussing, splashing, mumbled praying and then dead silence.

Well, anyone that knows me would understand that at this point I had to say something. So I wait about 5 seconds and come out with something like, “dang man, you OK over there? This poor guy responded weakly with, “Hell no, I haven’t even got my damn pants all the way down yet”. The guy standing at the urinal lost it and broke into laughter, and then all 3 of us started cracking up….
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