Three man bathroom stall setup

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Il Principo said:
I like to sit in the first stall with the door wide open and this look on my face:

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:lolabove::lolabove:
 
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VOLatile said:
You guys poop in public?
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But of course! May even take a newspaper with me.


In Korea we put boxes in the stalls so we wouldn't have to squat in the small spaces they had at the school where we set up our HQ tents. Most of us were too big to fit in all the way so the technique was to close the door about half way and let your legs extend outside the stall. After a long night shift, I was sitting on a box, enjoying reading the stars and stripes when I heard a bell ring. Apparently it was potty break for the elementary school kids.. . you can imagine the surprise when about 50 little Korean girls came into the bathroom and found a 6'3" 210lbs US Army Lt trying to cover himself with a newspaper. Yep, we had set up the men's latrine in the girls toilet...
 
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I took a dump in lowes like 2 weeks ago, middle stall, banging on the stall walls singing that song "I always turn the car around"... Cept i changed up the lyrics to..

~How many times can I poo and it splatter~ on the commode~ but don't really matter~"I always turn the water brown"~~~
 
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pl3 said:
Probably 12 years ago, we were in Tunica on a guys trip and all sitting at one card table. One friend had never won, so he took his chips with him to the bathroom. Anyway, I went to the bathroom and this weird dude was hanging around the entrance. Another friend came back and said, "I think this dude in the bathroom was about to hit on me". Then, security goes in and hauls the guy off in cuffs. The dealer soon told us that the guy was standing in stalls next to guys to cop a look at some other dudes' peckers.

Then my friend that carried his chips in the bathroom said, "Damn man, that guy stood next to me twice while I pissed. I thought he was looking at my chips"

Probably funnier if you were there, but an old one I haven't thought about in awhile.
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Had a friend that got in a "bind" sitting at a blackjack table in Tunica about 8 or 9 years ago. Needless to say after running to the bathroom, in the one quick motion of pulling pants down and crouching he made quite a mess of the toilet. Once his business had been done as he was about to exit the stall he noticed that the bathroom was full of people that were waiting on stalls. His plan was to exit quickly to save himself from the embarrassment of the crime scene he had created. He swears that the following is true: he opened the stall and there in front of him stood a blind man with a seeing eye dog about to enter the stall. He said he looked back at the mess, looked at the guy/dog, and took off into a sprint towards the exit. He will pay for this somehow someday.
 
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Cyclopskiller said:
I took a dump in lowes like 2 weeks ago, middle stall, banging on the stall walls singing that song "I always turn the car around"... Cept i changed up the lyrics to..

~How many times can I poo and it splatter~ on the commode~ but don't really matter~"I always turn the water brown"~~~
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I used to like O.A.R. when I was younger, then they turned pop.

btw, this thread is excellent. I've chuckled quite a bit.

And as to the OP, I get irritated when people take the middle urinal also, it just doesn't make sense. The middle urinal is the third string quarterback, you only use him when the first two are down.
 
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GoBigOrangeVols said:
I used to like O.A.R. when I was younger, then they turned pop.

btw, this thread is excellent. I've chuckled quite a bit.

And as to the OP, I get irritated when people take the middle urinal also, it just doesn't make sense. The middle urinal is the third string quarterback, you only use him when the first two are down.
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#33
I just pick the one with less piss and poo splatter. It is amazing sometimes in the airport bathrooms. It sounds like a cappacino making contest.
 
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pl3 said:
I just pick the one with less piss and poo splatter. It is amazing sometimes in the airport bathrooms. It sounds like a cappacino making contest.
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I was at my corporate office for some training, and had a emergency so I bolt out of the room to the bathroom. It was one of the loudest BM's of my life. As I was cleaning up shop, I heard the door open, heard someone cough/gag, and then the door shut again. I walked out of the men's room 5 minutes later, and the CEO of my company was looking at me and laughing. Said well done, and patted me on the back. Never been more embarrassed in my life.
 
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orangeslice13 said:
Home depot in Hixson is the "no choice but to poop in public" spot. The #1 stall is back behind the in door and is small so you feel hidden. They have azz gaskets which is also important.
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That will now be a part of my verbage. Can't wait to call somebody an azz gazket
 
#38
#38
It's funny that when you hold it for a while then finally go it gradually gets worse the closer you get to the crapper then it's like you couldn't hold it another second as you're sitting down.
 
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I think there have been times when I had to poo so bad that it actually crowned before I was fully seated.
 
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Sometimes at the office...There will be poo splatter underneath the toilet seat. i don't get it.

Could somebody explain the physics of that one?

I figure it ricochets off of the water, thus hitting and sticking to the underside of the seat.
 
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pl3 said:
That will now be a part of my verbage. Can't wait to call somebody an azz gazket
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What gets me is somebody made money off the idea. They were lining the seat with paper and a light bulb went off in thief head. "I've got a great idea, TISSUE. ASS GASKETS!! "
 
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govols/cc said:
It's funny that when you hold it for a while then finally go it gradually gets worse the closer you get to the crapper then it's like you couldn't hold it another second as you're sitting down.
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So true:lolabove:


Pluhhplulululah.... Ahh...
 
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orangeslice13 said:
What gets me is somebody made money off the idea. They were lining the seat with paper and a light bulb went off in thief head. "I've got a great idea, TISSUE. ASS GASKETS!! "
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If toilet paper sticks to your shoes, then azz gaskets stick to your ?
 
#45
#45
My god, we really are men....we laugh at poop stories....but I must say....I've had my close encounters myself....

Also, I hate when someone sits next to me when I am taking a poo....it's like really dude...WTF....
 
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