Three man bathroom stall setup

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Orange Blazer

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Question for the class. Who chooses the middle stall and why? If there is a choice, for example if door #1 is occupied, but #2 and #3 are open, why do you choose door #2? It also bothers me when I am flying solo at the urinal and some one parks right up beside me when there are a wall of options. Slow day at work, and would like to hear everyone else's rationale.
 
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I always choose #1 because most people won't and so it stands a chance of being the cleanest.

Most people choose the one furthest away from the door (#3) so they get the most privacy and give others the most opportunity to choose #1 instead of the inside pivot position.
 
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I usually take the handicapped stall. More room and it has those handy rails in the event I need to brace myself.
 
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If the middle stall is taken I drop a deuce in the sink.

if the middle urinal is taken I go all Billy C
 
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YorkVol said:
I always choose #1 because most people won't and so it stands a chance of being the cleanest.

Most people choose the one furthest away from the door (#3) so they get the most privacy and give others the most opportunity to choose #1 instead of the inside pivot position.
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Study was done proving this to be true
 
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I hate it when I choose number 1 or 3, leaving two stalls open....and then some jackass chooses the stall right beside me. Why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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When I was in the military we were on a NTC rotation. The crappers there are along a cinder block wall about 4 feet high with about 20 or so crappers on each side. That's about how I remember it anyway. Late one night I go to use the facilities & I'm the only one in there. Some guy comes in & sits right beside me & tries to strike up a conversation. Oh yea there is no type of wall between each crapper either.
 
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Probably 12 years ago, we were in Tunica on a guys trip and all sitting at one card table. One friend had never won, so he took his chips with him to the bathroom. Anyway, I went to the bathroom and this weird dude was hanging around the entrance. Another friend came back and said, "I think this dude in the bathroom was about to hit on me". Then, security goes in and hauls the guy off in cuffs. The dealer soon told us that the guy was standing in stalls next to guys to cop a look at some other dudes' peckers.

Then my friend that carried his chips in the bathroom said, "Damn man, that guy stood next to me twice while I pissed. I thought he was looking at my chips"

Probably funnier if you were there, but an old one I haven't thought about in awhile.
 
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OrangeWilly said:
I hate it when I choose number 1 or 3, leaving two stalls open....and then some jackass chooses the stall right beside me. Why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This is what I am getting at. What is the logic of posting up next to someone when there are two open stalls to choose from?
 
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pl3 said:
Probably 12 years ago, we were in Tunica on a guys trip and all sitting at one card table. One friend had never won, so he took his chips with him to the bathroom. Anyway, I went to the bathroom and this weird dude was hanging around the entrance. Another friend came back and said, "I think this dude in the bathroom was about to hit on me". Then, security goes in and hauls the guy off in cuffs. The dealer soon told us that the guy was standing in stalls next to guys to cop a look at some other dudes' peckers.

Then my friend that carried his chips in the bathroom said, "Damn man, that guy stood next to me twice while I pissed. I thought he was looking at my chips"

Probably funnier if you were there, but an old one I haven't thought about in awhile.
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That is funny. Restaurant downtown that is family friendly but the bar is a known social spot for gay guys. Weird I know. Anyway, one night some friends are having dinner in the restaurant and go to use the restroom. Another guy walks in and says he's not from here but this has got to be the friendliest town in the world cause guys at the bar won't stop buying him drinks. Shoulda seen his face when we told him.
 
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OrangeWilly said:
i don't like to, but sometimes it is inevitable.

One of the worst experiences of my life was pooing in a Walmart bathroom.
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Home depot in Hixson is the "no choice but to poop in public" spot. The #1 stall is back behind the in door and is small so you feel hidden. They have azz gaskets which is also important.
 
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Wow some of you are women.

Not only is it ok to take a crap in a public restroom it is awesome when you clear the room and hear people gagging as they come and go.

Courtesy flushes are for girls.

I and my friends have blown up more than one bathroom and still laugh about it to this day.

Pansies.
 
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I like to sit in the first stall with the door wide open and this look on my face:

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