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Well guys, the day has finally come. The pinnacle of my posting career! When I first showed up to the endzone, I was a poor lost soul with no direction in life. I've met a lot of you ****ers, and had some good laughs. I look forward to meeting even more of you.
Fast forward 2 years and 25,000 posts, and I still have no direction in life, but at least I have some friends, acquaintances and even a few enemies! So that's exciting.
Slice - Thanks for your support through these trying times. You're a true friend. Tell Red thanks for keeping you in line.
Nerd - Thanks for abandoning the zone. Where you at dog?
TFG - I beat you to 25,000. What's up with that? You're a good sport. Propecia ftw!
Peaches - sup gurl :wink2:
Tex - Don't fall asleep at the after party.
Joey, 3* - Call a cab. I'm not driving tonight.
Behr - You bringing strippers to the party, right? :wink2:
Aavoxx - Tex is gonna save you a spot next to him on the pull out sofabed.
Otter - There's gonna be lots of single ladies at the party tonight.
Yankee - Okay, so you're pretty good at cornhole. I wanna see how you do at redneck golf.
BonerVol - I dunno if you're even still here. Shout out.
Gobbler - You're not invited. Lol j/k. But bring booze.
TRM - I think I'm dead to you. I'll buy you a shot, tho.
Kat, FD, Heart, Volga, etc. - You guys all need to show up so it's not a sausage fest.
Gonzo - Official t-shirt designer. Good work.
The Internet - We kool? Please say we kool.
Bewbs - Alcohol only. No bath salts.
95 - H4DL
32 - I don't know you well yet, but you posted in my thread, so you must be pretty kewl.
hman - Meow.
DJ - Treat those kiddies right. I don't want to hear about you getting arrested.
VolinAR/TN/IL - You better show up, homie. We need you to complete the foursome!
Modbock - Need you around more, honkey.
27 - Your kidneys explode yet?
Night Shift Crew - You guys are welcome to stick around. The more the merrier.
P**ch, *tch, Sp*r*y, p*ss - RIP :cray:
VIF - Carry the torch in the OOC thread
DD - We been missin the morning reports!
Scotty - Need you to make your triumphant return to the motherland!
JDog - Not sure how you slipped through the cracks without a hazing! Congrats, and well done!
Jesus - Glad you migrated over. Keep up the good work. It's always nice to have the lord and savior and/or an excellent landscaper on your side!
Jax - You're ****in crazy, but we love you.
Sly - After my real grandpas, you're my third favorite grandpa.
Who'd I miss?