Thrashers house remodel thread and...

#255
#255
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take a small square of toilet paper and put it in the water, this will keep the water from splashing back up and push the force of water outward from the toilet tissue.
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You need to take bigger dumps. Your turds need to hit the water before it leaves your taint. If it doesnt, you will get a lot of splash-back. My suggestion, smoke a lot of pot, and eat a lot of fast food.
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Drink more water to make it "loosen" up in your body instead of being rock hard. Or when ever you drop it, jump up a little. No water and face it, you get exercise. =]
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i know exactly what you mean it always happens too me
but you just need to try and keep your poops longer and not like little balls
know what im saying?
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Crap in a napkin or stop worrying about it and call it "the poor man's bidet."
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if u crap at a sufficient altitude the water wont splash high enough
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first off, i dont think this is supposed to be in the jokes and riddles section....
second off, WOOOOOOOOW!
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Do it standing up.
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#264
#264
Wtf has happened here? I leave and heart is talking about taking ****s, 114 is trying to run the place... cats and dogs living together... mass hysteria!
 
#270
#270
orangeslice13 said:
Thrashes post count has gone up 20 since this thread began.
And nothing has been done to his house.

Wtf Thrash?
Post pics of the deck you built.
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BS. I had 20 posts just yesterday. Can I hire you to finish all my remodeling projects that are 3/4 completed?

How good are you with caulk? Would you consider yourself a caulk expert?

And I posted pics of my deck in the deck thread.
 
#273
#273
just finished part of my ceiling scrape project. painting ceiling and walls next
 
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