Things My Wife Won't Touch

#101
#101
VolFaninCharlotte said:
Not married are you? This is something taught to women at a very young age.
The first morning of our honeymoon, I got up and threw my pants across the bed to my wife, I said "try them on". She said " I can't wear them", I said "that's right, I wear the pants in the family". She then threw hers to me and told me to "put them on". I said " I can't get in them" and she replied " that's right, and if you ever want to again, you will do as I tell you". :)
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Sounds like a healthy way to start out the marriage...:ermm:
 
#103
#103
VolFaninCharlotte said:
Not married are you? This is something taught to women at a very young age.
The first morning of our honeymoon, I got up and threw my pants across the bed to my wife, I said "try them on". She said " I can't wear them", I said "that's right, I wear the pants in the family". She then threw hers to me and told me to "put them on". I said " I can't get in them" and she replied " that's right, and if you ever want to again, you will do as I tell you". :)
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I honestly hope this is a joke.
 
#104
#104
wildnkrazykat said:
She said pay for dinner n you'll more than likely get head. How's that benefitting her?
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Narcissism...

She got dinner and she's paying him back.

Jeez, you are selfish. What was she supposed to do? Just eat dinner and not give him a happy ending? It's quid pro quo...
 
#108
#108
If we go out to dinner, I will naturally pay for her meal but if one of her girlfriends is along, I will often pick up her tab too if she is single or if her husband/boyfriend isn't there. You'd be surprised what a little chivalry and generosity does.
 
#109
#109
tri_vol said:
If we go out to dinner, I will naturally pay for her meal but if one of her girlfriends is along, I will often pick up her tab too if she is single or if her husband/boyfriend isn't there. You'd be surprised what a little chivalry and generosity does.
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i learned many a years ago that buying my way into a women's pants doesn't work and isn't worth it.
 
#110
#110
wildnkrazykat said:
make you own sammiches, wash your own clothes, iron them, cook your own dinner, get up and get your own bottle of water/sweet tea/beer, go pick up your own dry cleaning, buy your own groceries, wake up in the middle of the night and take care of your sick children, remember your own parents, grandparents, childrens b'days/anniversarys and then we'll go from there.

i never said i asked for it, but it's appreciated and noted. i don't ask any man, besides my daddy, to do anything for me. i moved out of my parents house at 18, and w/the exception of extremely limited spending money because of my parents work situation at the time, and a car that was bought as a gift for my graduation from college, i've never asked anything of them monetarily.

you all, for some reason, got your panties in a wad over me noticing a guy to treating me like a lady. if i go to dinner with a male friend, i typically pay for at least my half of the bill, if not both of ours, no matter who had the idea of going. i don't expect anything from anyone, but i'll be honest, i think it's extremely rude for a healthy male to sit in a car while a female pumps gas. i also that a healthy male should offer to carry my shopping bags for me, or if we go out to dinner should offer to carry the leftover boxes.

it's common courtesy. i'll never apologize for expecting that from someone and don't shy away of giving it in return
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love this part. so if a male friend offers to pay for your bill, you just go along. poor bastard ain't buying your meal because of your smile.
 
#111
#111
droski said:
i learned many a years ago that buying my way into a women's pants doesn't work and isn't worth it.
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Thats the problem, if you pay and expect something in return then prepared to be disappointed. But if you're truly a nice person and display it, then women appreciate it. You have to be genuine and sincere. It works and is worth it.
 
#112
#112
tri_vol said:
Thats the problem, if you pay and expect something in return then prepared to be disappointed. But if you're truly a nice person and display it, then women appreciate it. You have to be genuine and sincere. It works and is worth it.
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#114
#114
droski said:
love this part. so if a male friend offers to pay for your bill, you just go along. poor bastard ain't buying your meal because of your smile.
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She is stuck in the 50's
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#115
#115
tri_vol said:
Thats the problem, if you pay and expect something in return then prepared to be disappointed. But if you're truly a nice person and display it, then women appreciate it. You have to be genuine and sincere. It works and is worth it.
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not sure how paying for everything makes you a truly nice person. should we not expect women to be nice to us as well?
 
#116
#116
San Diego Vol said:
She is stuck in the 50's
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she needs to ask herself the question "is he doing this because i have a vagina?" if the answer is yes and she has no intention of sleeping with him than it is not appropriate to accept free crap.
 
#117
#117
droski said:
not sure how paying for everything makes you a truly nice person. should we not expect women to be nice to us as well?
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Not that difficult to understand. Paying for things is a small part of broader scope, opening doors, helping her with her grocery bags, pumping gas, being an overall gentleman. If you are nice to them, they will be nice to you. You get more flies with honey than vinegar.
 
#119
#119
tri_vol said:
Not that difficult to understand. Paying for things is a small part of broader scope, opening doors, helping her with her grocery bags, pumping gas, being an overall gentleman. If you are nice to them, they will be nice to you. You get more flies with honey than vinegar.
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i like to treat my lady as an equal and not as a delicate flower needing my attention to survive. I certainly help out when needed, but it should never be EXPECTED. each to their own though.
 
#120
#120
droski said:
she needs to ask herself the question "is he doing this because i have a vagina?" if the answer is yes and she has no intention of sleeping with him than it is not appropriate to accept free crap.
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I've bought a girl lunch or dinner before simply because she was a girl and didn't expect to sleep with her.
 
#122
#122
I think it's funny that just because of what I've said in this thread some of ya'll think I have a 1950's mentality. I work 60-70 hr weeks in a male dominated field. With the exception of my car insurance and cell phone (which my parents won't allow me to pay for) I have taken care of myself since I graduated college. I'm not ashamed that I expect a man to act like a man. If I'm at dinner with someone platonically and we are asked if it's one check or two, I always say two. When my bill gets to the table, I typically try to pick-up both, but if a man insists on paying, I'm not going to emasculate him by not allowing him to pay.
 
#123
#123
wildnkrazykat said:
I think it's funny that just because of what I've said in this thread some of ya'll think I have a 1950's mentality. I work 60-70 hr weeks in a male dominated field. With the exception of my car insurance and cell phone (which my parents won't allow me to pay for) I have taken care of myself since I graduated college. I'm not ashamed that I expect a man to act like a man. If I'm at dinner with someone platonically and we are asked if it's one check or two, I always say two. When my bill gets to the table, I typically try to pick-up both, but if a man insists on paying, I'm not going to emasculate him by not allowing him to pay.
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So, uhh, what time is dinner?
 
#124
#124
droski said:
i like to treat my lady as an equal and not as a delicate flower needing my attention to survive. I certainly help out when needed, but it should never be EXPECTED. each to their own though.
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You can have a bit of both. My woman is strong and can handle things herself and doesn't expect me to but appreciates the fact that she doesn't have to and that I take care of certain things.

You should try it, I bet your girl would like it.
 
#125
#125
Ok... so here's the deal. If I stay at home and take care of children, do the PTO thing, keep the house clean, cook great meals for the family AND am a social superstar when entertaining HIS side of the family (as well as everyone else) then he can pump the damn gas! That sh$t stinks! And he can take out the damn trash too! My hands are constantly handling things that go into people mouths or on people's most delicate areas and my hands need to stay clean. Trash and gas and all those other dirty outdoor things, I just want no part of. Call it entitled, call it whatever, but you guys will always be paid WAY more and get the BEST offices and call a day of golf a work day... so just pump the damn gas!
 
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